Today, August 14th, is Christs real birthday! I am now 29 years old!

Nevaeh420

Nevaeh420

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Today, August 14th, is Christs real birthday! I am now 29 years old!

I'm becoming an old goat.

~PEACE~
 
Have any good raptures planned? Are you going to get revenge on them fools who whacked you? Those guys were jerks.

"What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus."
 
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brimck325 said:
crucifixion should be coming soon.
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Ha, I'm not Jesus, so I don't need to be crucified at 33 years old.

I used to believe that it would be epic for Me to be crucified at 33 years old; but what would that prove if I died?

I need to continue to be a pain in the ass, lol.

~PEACE~
 
tip top toker said:
Congratulations. That's a long time to have evaded being institutionalized.
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Haha, since the year 2009, I have been institutionalized about 10 times. The first few hospitalizations were against My will, but I have taken a few vacations to the mental hospital too.

~PEACE~
 
Pinworm said:
That would be rad. I'm still going to pretend you are.
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Its okay, I get confused with Jesus often enough. You're not the first one to confuse Me with Jesus, and I'm sure you're not going to be the last either.

I am the Christ with a "NEW NAME", as Jesus said in "Revelation 3:12". Go read that in the Bible.

~PEACE~
 
Nevaeh420 said:
Its okay, I get confused with Jesus often enough. You're not the first one to confuse Me with Jesus, and I'm sure you're not going to be the last either.

I am the Christ with a "NEW NAME", as Jesus said in "Revelation 3:12". Go read that in the Bible.

~PEACE~
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I can't read or write.
 
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