Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Need some good podcasts to listen to while working. I really enjoy Dan Carlin's hardcore history. Any suggestions?

 

[Growan]

I still think you get better names for your bits and pieces.

If I had a dick, I'd name it Nagini...

I love Harry POtter.

Alas, I have a Va-J. I have to settle for calling it Vagini.

Not bad...much nicer than cunt, twat, gash, axe-wound, tuna-taco, pussy (I DON'T like that word), slit.

I do like BOX though.

Salmon Canyon?

....sorry...

 

[Yessica...]

Salmon Canyon?

....sorry...

 

[Yessica...]

Need some good podcasts to listen to while working. I really enjoy Dan Carlin's hardcore history. Any suggestions?

Ricky Gervais.

 

[Yessica...]

Ricky Gervais.

I think it might actually be "an idiot abroad". It's been awhile since I listened, but it was funny...

 

[Yessica...]

just feels so good because of the rash, hair, sweat or whatever

If that is your sexy pillow talk....you're doing it wrong...

 

[MightyMike530]

I am not experiencing the internet...the internet is experiencing me!

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

just downloaded the new trailer park boys movie and felt bad that i was gonna watch it sober, so i decided to try to lock pick the door where the booze was at and was unsuccessful until i used a butter knife to slide in the crack of the door and manged to push the bar over of the lock mechanism and get in after trying for a bit, YES! SOMETHING FINALLY WENT RIGHT FOR ME FOR ONCE LOL

 

[abe supercro]

bongwater your parents have been silently notified by a micro trip wire.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Hey, my wife asked me to do a load of dishes today, but I don;t know how to use these little blue and white pouches. Anyone?

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Hey, my wife asked me to do a load of dishes today, but I don;t know how to use these little blue and white pouches. Anyone?

idk about your dish washer but mine got this little cover inside what you pop open and throw the pouch inside

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Thanks, but then what? Does it melt in there and do a time release, or pop out in the middle and end up a little pile of soap at the bottom?

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

Thanks, but then what? Does it melt in there and do a time release, or pop out in the middle and end up a little pile of soap at the bottom?

idk just close the cover then crank the dial to what u want

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

There's a dial? I've slammed the door really hard several times but it won't start

 

[MightyMike530]

push the buttons on the top, ours are hidden underneath the counter.....

 

[MightyMike530]

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

how do you deal with somebody who a fuckin jackass who lives with u and acts like a whiny little fagget whats also a fuckin stright edge what always got to blurt something out about weed smell, always killing my fucking buzz

 

[Dyna Ryda]

how do you deal with somebody who a fuckin jackass who lives with u and acts like a whiny little fagget whats also a fuckin stright edge what always got to blurt something out about weed smell, always killing my fucking buzz

You shouldn't disrespect your parents like that. Be thankful they let you stay.

 

[Singlemalt]

Any life insurance?

 

[sunni]

Brand new pink construction boots haha l love em