Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Mr. Bongwater]

You shouldn't disrespect your parents like that. Be thankful they let you stay.

Aint my fucking parents. my folks were actually pretty cool with me smoking weed before i moved out

 

[MightyMike530]

then whose booze cabinet are you breaking into?

 

[lahadaextranjera]

If my parents were watching right now they'd tell me to be more fucking careful.

So angry at myself for just adding PH + instead of - to a 50litre tank.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

so i got a go pro. i got a killer lawyer who told me to keep one on the dash bout 3 months ago.. i havent been fucked with since... ive been stopped for speeding.. then when the cop came up like he ran the world and seen it.. let me go with a warning when i was doing 45 in a 25.. in the ghetto.. not driving all slow through the hood..
and whats really on my mind.. the other night i was driving home from work.. im a bartender for those who dont know me.... and some bitch was in the street waving her arms around like crazy..(im a 25 year old white guy who lives in the hood) so i went acrossed the road and yelled over "you ok?." she literally ran to my car and i was thinking ok this chick might actually be in some shit.. running in the hood lol to a white guys car lol.. then right before she got to my car i heard someone else say..."yo bitch everything ok"..she litterally said "yeah daddy" i heard that and was like oh fuck no.. hooker lol.. then i look back over after looking for the voice.. and this bitch had her arm through the 2 inches of my window i rolled down.. so i rolled it up and the hookers arm was still in my window.. i dropped my car in 1st and rolled and somehow this chick got ahold of my door handle.. i seriously looked at her and was like.. you sure you want to rob me when i was in first gear.. til i hit the highway.. fuck hos

Some fucking idiot got into my car once and tried to rob me. Didn't go down too well coz I had a 3 door hot hatch, so I took him (kidnap) and started driving like Starksy and hutch. He begged me to let him go but I was having too much fun pretending to take him to the 'big man'.

I let him out a few miles down the road. Silly little black boy trying to rob a white girl. I was having none.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

then whose booze cabinet are you breaking into?

broke into my brothers room by lock-picking the door and stole his rum because after so many years waiting for something new of trailer park boys i had to drink for it

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

SHIT! Nevermind. I put them in the trash compactor.

Some fucking idiot got into my car once and tried to rob me. Didn't go down too well coz I had a 3 door hot hatch, so I took him (kidnap) and started driving like Starksy and hutch. He begged me to let him go but I was having too much fun pretending to take him to the 'big man'.

I let him out a few miles down the road. Silly little black boy trying to rob a white girl. I was having none.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

SHIT! Nevermind. I put them in the trash compactor.

Plus rep for that!

It was a very similar situation but I had to drive off because he ( potential robber) was working in a group and my friend in the car was a little disabled Cypriot guy. It was bad but I acted so fast that I took the surprise element! Plus I've got a full bike licence so I can drive.

 

[beardo]

Is a loss of interest in sex a sign of maturity?
The older I get the less I care about it and the more i'm into butt stuff, nothing weird I just really enjoy having a chick toss my salad, I'm not even sure if it's sexual or if having her face in there and the toungue bath etc just feels so good because of the rash, hair, sweat or whatever

If that is your sexy pillow talk....you're doing it wrong...
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[lahadaextranjera]

^^^^always nice to see an old face, especially one with a BIG beard!

 

[joe macclennan]

BEARDO!

did that rash clear up?

 

[beardo]

BEARDO!

did that rash clear up?

No, it's an ongoing problem but I have accepted it
it has grown on me over time

 

[Yessica...]

There's a dial? I've slammed the door really hard several times but it won't start

bahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Yessica...]

Brand new pink construction boots haha l love em

YOU = ADORABLE!!!

 

[iamnobody]

Walking to the store today, some guy asked for a cigarette right as I was pulling out my pack to light a smoke. The look on his face when I said I don't smoke and then lit a cigarette right in front of him was priceless.

 

[Yessica...]

Brand new pink construction boots haha l love em

 

[Pinworm]

Betch! Lemme borrow that top!

 

[Yessica...]

Betch! Lemme borrow that top!

Don't be such a DECK!

hahahahahahaha

 

[Growan]

how do you deal with somebody who a fuckin jackass who lives with u and acts like a whiny little fagget whats also a fuckin stright edge what always got to blurt something out about weed smell, always killing my fucking buzz

Post pictures of cats in all their threads...?

 

[Pinworm]

How many straight edgers does it take to drink a keg?

One, when his friends aren't looking.

 

[Growan]

What happened to the 'picture of yourself thread'? Y'all get fat or something? And the beard thread? Y'all baldy chins now?