Random Jibber Jabber Thread

giggles26

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39 days still gotta catch up on bills starting two new jobs I doubt I'll get time off remember how much plane tickets to ur area were last time I check over 1800$ and it's still a 2 hour drive from the airport there

Dunno why you're being like this don't want to go over personal details I explained to you in confidence in pm
Relax, I'm messing with you.

Do you need a hug?
 

mr sunshine

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any kind of Tequila you can think of, real human skulls painted weird, uhhhh velvet elvis, maybe I can get a dead cartel guys gold plated gun... is any of that something good?
Bring him a bloody ed hardy shirt with a few bullet holes in it!! Or maybe you can find one that's looks like the blood just started raining down from the neck area.... fact... Every 3 minutes someone wearing an ed hardy shirt gets decapitated in mexico!
 
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mr sunshine

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Hey ching own does every Mexican over 65 you know compete to have the worst childhood in history? And aren't they also quick to use witchcraft! Seems to be the norm for people from mexico in this age category. ..no?
 

ChingOwn

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Santeria esse si mon they all go wako over egg yolks and shit,

they all have the child hood story and the deer hunting story...I walked forever and then I was like fuck it so i went back to the truck and started throwing some beers esse and then i looked in my rear veiw and a big ass fucking buck was right there so got down and PALO shot that fucker right behind the ear.
 

beardo

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Is a loss of interest in sex a sign of maturity?
The older I get the less I care about it and the more i'm into butt stuff, nothing weird I just really enjoy having a chick toss my salad, I'm not even sure if it's sexual or if having her face in there and the toungue bath etc just feels so good because of the rash, hair, sweat or whatever
 

srh88

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so i got a go pro. i got a killer lawyer who told me to keep one on the dash bout 3 months ago.. i havent been fucked with since... ive been stopped for speeding.. then when the cop came up like he ran the world and seen it.. let me go with a warning when i was doing 45 in a 25.. in the ghetto.. not driving all slow through the hood..
and whats really on my mind.. the other night i was driving home from work.. im a bartender for those who dont know me.... and some bitch was in the street waving her arms around like crazy..(im a 25 year old white guy who lives in the hood) so i went acrossed the road and yelled over "you ok?." she literally ran to my car and i was thinking ok this chick might actually be in some shit.. running in the hood lol to a white guys car lol.. then right before she got to my car i heard someone else say..."yo bitch everything ok"..she litterally said "yeah daddy" i heard that and was like oh fuck no.. hooker lol.. then i look back over after looking for the voice.. and this bitch had her arm through the 2 inches of my window i rolled down.. so i rolled it up and the hookers arm was still in my window.. i dropped my car in 1st and rolled and somehow this chick got ahold of my door handle.. i seriously looked at her and was like.. you sure you want to rob me when i was in first gear.. til i hit the highway.. fuck hos
 
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