I bought a baby on CL last night

[ClaytonBigsby]

I was bored and perusing shit for sale when there was a listing for a baby for $40. The mom just emailed me wanting it back, but I bet she is just going to sell it again tonight for more crack or something. Maybe she needs it for food stamps or welfare; I don;t know, but black black no trade back!

 

[Commander Strax]

you going to cook it or just eat it raw??

 

[Matterdd]

It's to salty to eat it raw or just cook it we can marinate it and bake it like a turkey

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

What's wrong with you people? I bought it to piss off my neighbor upstairs. They are very loud all night, stomping around, yelling, and on Friday night, I'm pretty sure they tried to send half a turkey down the garbage disposal at 3am. This morning when the baby was crying, I held it up to the ceiling and walked around to every room.

 

[MightyMike530]

is it a girl or a boy?

 

[Singlemalt]

Keep your nephew away from it

 

[Commander Strax]

What's wrong with you people? I bought it to piss off my neighbor upstairs. They are very loud all night, stomping around, yelling, and on Friday night, I'm pretty sure they tried to send half a turkey down the garbage disposal at 3am. This morning when the baby was crying, I held it up to the ceiling and walked around to every room.

if you don't eat it soon it could spoil, you may want to keep it in the crisper drawer

 

[Hookabelly]

What's wrong with you people? I bought it to piss off my neighbor upstairs. They are very loud all night, stomping around, yelling, and on Friday night, I'm pretty sure they tried to send half a turkey down the garbage disposal at 3am. This morning when the baby was crying, I held it up to the ceiling and walked around to every room.

Soon you can teach it to steal from drive through windows

 

[mr sunshine]

I can score baby's for 30 bucks u should have hit me up !!

 

[Commander Strax]

get it cat

 

[skunkd0c]

pleaz buy me clayton,
Madonna don't want me i is not black enough

 

[giggles26]

I can score baby's for 30 bucks u should have hit me up !!

Shit 30?!? I'm looking at 20 a pop and 5 per one when you get a crates worth.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

is it a girl or a boy?

or is it a girl, oh boy!

 

[greenlikemoney]

Teach that little fucker to play an instrument, then find a busy street corner and open you up a 401k.

 

[MightyMike530]

or is it a girl, oh boy!

you know what must be done now

 

[Metasynth]

is it a girl or a boy?

What do you mean? It's a baby, Geeze...learn to read.

 

[Da Mann]

I say eat it before it shits itself or you must feed it.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

or is it a girl, oh boy!

He can tell us tomorrow when he finally has to change it's diaper/nappy!

 

[polo the don]

You paid for a baby? You shoulda got at me I'm trying to pay someone to take mine.

 

[giggles26]

You paid for a baby? You shoulda got at me I'm trying to pay someone to take mine.

I keep putting a for sale sign up but my wife keeps taking it down...