I Gave My 7yr old Nephew a Gun

[ClaytonBigsby]

I posted this in an old thread so you would have some background but nobody really responded. He is getting bullied by some kids a few grades up and too big to fight so I gave a him a gun. He's only 7 so he's safe as a minor if/when he plugs one of those bastard bullies, right?

 

[ASMALLVOICE]

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WTF.COM

Asmallvoice

 

[Metasynth]

What the fuck bro? Are you serious??!! How the fuck you gonna give your nephew a gun without bullets?

 

[mr sunshine]

I thought black kids get their first gun when they turn 5??by 7 that gun should have at least a few bodies on it!!

 

[theexpress]

I posted this in an old thread so you would have some background but nobody really responded. He is getting bullied by some kids a few grades up and too big to fight so I gave a him a gun. He's only 7 so he's safe as a minor if/when he plugs one of those bastard bullies, right?

right just report the gun stolen if in ur name... lol teach him to fight instead

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

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WTF.COM

Asmallvoice

What is it before I go?

What the fuck bro? Are you serious??!! How the fuck you gonna give your nephew a gun without bullets?

WHAT?!?! I gave him bullets and extra mags full. He's 7, I don;t expect him to be a sharpshooter. Kids are fast he may need to just pray and spray.

 

[Fungus Gnat]

Tell him that if he gets caught that he bought the gun off a minority that goes by the street name "joker".

Also if they ask him what the guy looks like, tell him to say that he was wearing a hoodie and that whatever ethnic minority he chooses that they all look the same to him. Extra points if the interrogating officer is of the same ethnic group he chooses.

 

[Metasynth]

What is it before I go?



WHAT?!?! I gave him bullets and extra mags full. He's 7, I don;t expect him to be a sharpshooter. Kids are fast he may need to just pray and spray.

oh...ok...thank god...praise jesus.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I think this was a good parenting decision, Clayton.

 

[BDOGKush]

You should give him ear plugs, shooting safety and all that. Children's ears are more sensitive.

 

[greenlikemoney]

Hope you gave him a shoulder holster also, nothing gets a 9 year old bully on the run like reaching for a concealed weapon.

 

[ASMALLVOICE]

I was concerned that he did not show him how to load and aim properly as well as concealment practices.

it is a package deal. Got to have him prepared to do the deed...lol

Peace

Asmallvoice

 

[Indoor Sun King]

also let him know that using a pillow in front of the barrel will reduce the noise, could come in handy if he needs to remain anonymous

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

A 7 ur olds aim isn't all that great. Hope you gave him a full auto so he can spray and pray.

 

[greenlikemoney]

Be sure to make him watch the most important part of the Godfather: "Leave the gun, take the cannolis"

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Does he have the addresses of these bullies? That way he can shoot the shitty parents too.

 

[oldtimer54]

I hope you discussed this with his moms & baby daddy before giving him the piece some 7 year olds just don't need hand guns......I look forward to reading about his accomplishments in the newspaper or seeing him on the TV news......I hope you've told him how lucky he is to have you in his life........everyone needs a cool uncle !

 

[ChingOwn]

My friend and I shot a kid in the leg on the play ground when we were in third grade by banging a 30-06 bullet between two rocks. Thats a true story, I never had a cool uncle like you!

 

[mr sunshine]

When I was 3 my grandpa gave me a querno De chivo and said you got the juice now Lil nigga!!

 

[dannyboy602]

uncle of the year. I'll look for you on the news.