The Drunk Thread!

I have not been drunk in a month!!!! Dry camp and withdrawal from SSRI"S.
That sounds like a bad idea
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That sounds like a bad idea
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hahahahaha
Dry camp, because it's was a fly in and that's the gov'ment policy. I was cooking for them, for work.

SSRI's - Selective Serotonin Reuptake INhibitor. Like prozac. DR prescribed, but I got a bad reaction after food-poisoning and puked every day for a month, including the last couple weeks where I was weening off my dose so I didn't get a heart attack.

But - your opinion is valid. If ya wanna be a dick about it....

hahahahahaha
 
I just got in a FIGHT with me boyf - first real fight since January '13.

I started drinking in the beginning of said fight. It's been HOURS.

bahahahahaha
 
Yesterday you were on cloud 9 or so it seemed , in a good way of course.
Oh yeah - it was really the first fight ever!!! We are both cray! it's hilarious!

Anywho - fight ended...and HOLY FUCK - the rumours are true...

Make up sex, is the best of all the sexes.

What do you think I can pick a fight with him about tomorrow? I need ideas....I'm new at this.
 
Oh yeah - it was really the first fight ever!!! We are both cray! it's hilarious!

Anywho - fight ended...and HOLY FUCK - the rumours are true...

Make up sex, is the best of all the sexes.

What do you think I can pick a fight with him about tomorrow? I need ideas....I'm new at this.

Yes that make up sex is close to the first time, anyways you can pick a fight about ANYTHING although I would advice against it :bigjoint:
 
Oh no - this is the BEST:

"I'm sorry you feel that way"

bahahahahahahahahaha

Ever wanna REALLY piss someone off...I honestly can't believe I've never been hit!

I think they know better...
I'm sorry you feel that was is an un-pology. Non-pology, whatevs.

It's like a dick slap to the face. NO ONE appreciates that shit...

except maybe the slapper....

fuck, penis envy - AGAIN!!!!
 
I'm sorry you feel that was is an un-pology. Non-pology, whatevs.

It's like a dick slap to the face. NO ONE appreciates that shit...

except maybe the slapper....

fuck, penis envy - AGAIN!!!!
A dick slap is very appreciable
kinda like a pimp slap but it's like comparing crack vs pure coke or a fine wine vs clearance fake liquor.
 
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