Garden Boss
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I like my coffee like I like my woman... mostly white and very sweet
That is homo.. and no one is surprised...
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lahadaextranjera
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I played 'meet the parents' last night.
I was ready for the age question! I'm only 10 years younger then them!! Lol
I was ready for the age question! I'm only 10 years younger then them!! Lol
mr sunshine
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Hey hey hey !! Take that to the dick sucking thread!!
Garden Boss
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Them? that sounds dirty....
mr sunshine
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Garden Boss
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I think we are bad people...
lahadaextranjera
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Not half as bad as me!! How else do you get a guy that much younger!!I think we are bad people...
mr sunshine
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I hate thinking it hurts my head!!I think we are bad people...
Growan
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A wise cockey once said:
'Money is like your willy, it only gets bigger if you play with it.'
Based on that, i'm about to pay €800 pitch fee to go and sell hippy shit at The Electric Picnic festival. Keep everything crossed for me, this might be a big expensive mistake...!
'Money is like your willy, it only gets bigger if you play with it.'
Based on that, i'm about to pay €800 pitch fee to go and sell hippy shit at The Electric Picnic festival. Keep everything crossed for me, this might be a big expensive mistake...!
lahadaextranjera
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What? It hurts!!??
I often joke with my friends that I'm so happy it hurts but when the dog ran into the bedroom to check if I was ok we both started laughing!
DonAlejandroVega
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"no homo" doesn't cover that
DonAlejandroVega
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good luck. hope you have good weather. have a sun-shade; its a long day out there.
Growan
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Thankyou kindly Don. I'll take a sunshade AND waterproofs... this is Ireland!
DonAlejandroVega
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I used to do the arts festivals. a lot of work, although I did meet some fine women
Growan
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We've only been at it a couple of years. This is the first year with the shop. Havn't made any real profit get, so we thought we'd better hit the biggest festy in the country. If we can't make it work there, we don't have a business!I used to do the arts festivals. a lot of work, although I did meet some fine women
DonAlejandroVega
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have a female with you. women like to buy from other women, and blather about girl-stuff during sale.
Nutes and Nugs
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I want to buy the women.have a female with you. women like to buy from other women, and blather about girl-stuff during sale.
Growan
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Yeah i expect you're right! My missus will be there, she's got dreads and really looks the part for selling hippy shit. Thing is, she's about as 'cosmic' as a ford f350. She glazes over whenever anyone mentions astrology, chi, negative waves or reiki. She thinks sweat lodges are for weirdos and perverts and free love can go hang too. I take up the baton if the talk turns to universal positivity... she just stands back and let's me blather...!have a female with you. women like to buy from other women, and blather about girl-stuff during sale.
DonAlejandroVega
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tell her to fake it, or you will beat her savagely
Growan
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Ha! I just told her, and she says she'll try. If she's lucky i'll beat her anyways!tell her to fake it, or you will beat her savagely
