how can i tell if the chopper is for me?

[TWS]

"put he joint down and step away from the crop."

 

[Joe Buddens]

When the police kick in your door, that chopper was for you.

Hahaha!

 

[wvblazin]

Growing near high tension power lines is a big mistake. The electric company has to inspect lines and they are offered rewards to report when they see pot to save LEO from the expense of aerial observation near power lines...You will know when the chopper is for you. You will have people near/on your property and will hear the sound of your door being kicked in. If so, my advice is to hit the floor, lay perfectly flat and still spread eagle, and only move and speak when commanded to.

I don't grow near them.. just live near them

 

[Red1966]

Living near them is a big mistake, too.

 

[Red1966]

Do you hear them hum when its foggy?

 

[wvblazin]

Living near them is a big mistake, too.

I know. I think its making me retarded.. or maybe that was from when I sat on the washing machine as a child and ate paint chips. Ha
They're a ways off but yeah I can hear them hum.. not just when its foggy though. You can hear them every night as soon as it starts to cool off.

 

[abe supercro]

Macguyver can harness the power dude.

 

[wvblazin]

Macguyver can harness the power dude.

Fucking right. All I need is some chewing gum, a paperclip, and a flux capacitor.

 

[Red1966]

I know. I think its making me retarded.. or maybe that was from when I sat on the washing machine as a child and ate paint chips. Ha
They're a ways off but yeah I can hear them hum.. not just when its foggy though. You can hear them every night as soon as it starts to cool off.

Its something to do with the humidity going up. They're pretty loud when its foggy. I lived near power lines growing up. Almost under them.

 

[thump easy]

Fucking right. All I need is some chewing gum, a paperclip, and a flux capacitor.

wait a second fux copasitor is from back to the future

 

[FresnoFarmer]

Lawn mowers sound like heli's when im high lol. Once I thought I heard a chopper outside hovering........ it was an oscillating fan in the office

Relax.

 

[wvblazin]

Its something to do with the humidity going up. They're pretty loud when its foggy. I lived near power lines growing up. Almost under them.

I saw a video a while back of a guy standing underneath high voltage lines on a piece of plywood holding up a fluorescent shop light and it actually lit up. This isn't the same video but it was similar. Kind of scary.

 

[wvblazin]

wait a second fux copasitor is from back to the future

I know.. I couldn't think of anything else that had to do with power. Lol

 

[bud nugbong]

I had a heli circling in my area, and thought for sure they were scoping it out, but it turns out there was a local emergency being taped by the news heli. I was pretty scared hearing that thing do laps for about an hour...Im sure they were in a postion to see the spot but its pretty well hidden.

 

[Red1966]

I saw a video a while back of a guy standing underneath high voltage lines on a piece of plywood holding up a fluorescent shop light and it actually lit up. This isn't the same video but it was similar. Kind of scary.

There are "air motors" that can run off the electricity in the air. Several youtube videos

 

[MarijuanaBug]

I had a heli circling in my area, and thought for sure they were scoping it out, but it turns out there was a local emergency being taped by the news heli. I was pretty scared hearing that thing do laps for about an hour...Im sure they were in a postion to see the spot but its pretty well hidden.

mine are completely surounded with random things to block the view, it looks kinda suspicious but you cant access it without walking through the house, so really choppers are the biggest weakness.

 

[foreverflyhi]

I happen to live in a canyon where helicopters constantly fly by, usually i just wave at them. If they really want my personal garden they can come and get it. Year round growing season here so ill start right back up.
Fuck the police. They know where im at.

 

[doublejj]

I swear that sometimes when I here a chopper off in the distance, I can hear the door gunner on his M60......until it gets closer and I realize there's no door gunner......some sounds just trigger auto-response...........

 

[getawaymountain]

Lawn mowers sound like heli's when im high lol. Once I thought I heard a chopper outside hovering........ it was an oscillating fan in the office

Relax.

i hear things when i take a big hit and get the head wonkers !! lol.... carry on fresno

 

[Dirty Harry]

I don't grow near them.. just live near them

When it get dark, go under them with a 6ft or longer florescent tube light bulb and hold it up. It will glow like a light saber...And then realize that those magnetic/ion waves that cause that are going through you and your home.