Mettrum claims 28.57% THC (Super Lemon Haze)

[AverageJoe88]

Mettrum's email:


"You had put your name on the waiting list for red #5. However it has now been switched to red #2. It has been tested at 28.57% THC. If you’re interested in placing an order, please call our customer service department a call at 1-844-638-8786. This product will be going live on our website this afternoon for all patients to order."

I ordered 30 grams, with my discount it was $227.
I will post a review.

 

[Devil Lettuce]

Mettrum's email:


"You had put your name on the waiting list for red #5. However it has now been switched to red #2. It has been tested at 28.57% THC. If you’re interested in placing an order, please call our customer service department a call at 1-844-638-8786. This product will be going live on our website this afternoon for all patients to order."

I ordered 30 grams, with my discount it was $227.
I will post a review.

Almost 30%?! I would like to see the testing methodology used to obtain those results. I suspect that they failed to measure and account for the amount of sample material converted to CO2 during the decarboxylation stage of the testing process. As a result, the final THC calculations will be incorrect and inflated. This is the case in many instances when you see absurdly high THC test results.

 

[AverageJoe88]

Almost 30%?! I would like to see the testing methodology used to get those results. If I was a betting man, I suspect that they failed to account for CO2 conversion during decarboxylation during testing and calculation of percent THC. This is the case in many instances when you see absurdly high THC test results.

"LC"?

 

[ttystikk]

Mettrum's email:


"You had put your name on the waiting list for red #5. However it has now been switched to red #2. It has been tested at 28.57% THC. If you’re interested in placing an order, please call our customer service department a call at 1-844-638-8786. This product will be going live on our website this afternoon for all patients to order."

I ordered 30 grams, with my discount it was $227.
I will post a review.

Fuck those amateurs. I've been growing SLH for years and I don't drop out of the thirties anymore...

BWAHAHAHA!!!! What utter bullshit...

 

[Devil Lettuce]

"LC"?

Liquid chromatography

 

[AverageJoe88]

aaaaaah I thought it was all fetzer valves nowadays.

 

[Devil Lettuce]

aaaaaah I thought it was all fetzer valves nowadays.

Here's a good video which explains the LC testing process for THC, and even touches on the CO2 aspect of the testing and how error can be introduced by not accounting for it:

Of course, if this error caused THC results to come out much lower than they actually were, I'm sure very few parties would be making such mistakes and reporting erroneous results.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

aaaaaah I thought it was all fetzer valves nowadays.

 

[Agracan]

Hey! It’s all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I’m gonna need ’bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Hey! It’s all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I’m gonna need ’bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

I was wondering if anyone would catch that.

 

[symptum]

So what does everyone think of the Red #2? I've personally had better. Tastes like ass when smoked but is somewhat tolerable vaped. Still kinda harsh when vaped though. I find it has more of a "bounce" sheet flavor than a lemony one.

 

[symptum]

And I don't buy for a second the reported THC value. 28% my ass!

 

[gb123]

Almost 30%?! the final THC calculations will be incorrect and inflated..

ya think ????

Over inflated, to up their stock!

lol Forward looking statements


Tasted "like ass" did it? Not surprising.

Good Video DL

 

[j0yr1d3]

I wonder if LPs are sifting their trim and dusting buds. I doubt they've learned how to actually grow yet.

 

[symptum]

No they're probably not dusting the buds. Otherwise these nugs would be a lot stickier. I should also mention I found a few hairs in the jar I opened.

 

[j0yr1d3]

I should also mention I found a few hairs in the jar I opened.

No biggie! It's been irradiated for your safety!

 

[Devil Lettuce]

No they're probably not dusting the buds. Otherwise these nugs would be a lot stickier. I should also mention I found a few hairs in the jar I opened.

Maybe THC = Total Hair Count?

 

[rnr]

Fuck those amateurs. I've been growing SLH for years and I don't drop out of the thirties anymore...

BWAHAHAHA!!!! What utter bullshit...

I highly dough this is even over 28% very rare to have any strain over 25%

 

[The Hippy]

Was that hair " short and curly "

 

[Commander Strax]

the only way you are gonna get Super Lemon Haze with that much THC is to grow in "Hard Mode"!

Hey! It’s all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I’m gonna need ’bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

If you haven't guessed, there's been a lot of drug traffic on the beach lately. And I'm not talking about Robitussin and No-Doz...I'm talking about the hard stuff. I've been posing as an amiable, minor league junkie in order to get to the bottom of it. It hasn't been easy. I don't shower much.