Proper punctuation AND capitalization. Bravo.
If I've said it once, I've said it a dozen times. "I am a fraud. A self proclaimed troll. I am not who or what I appear to be. My ignorance is a farce, just to get people like you, and Uncle Buck, all in an uproar." I keep saying this and for some reason you people really want to believe I'm some stupid, fat chick. You do it simply to spew your own hatred. I am here to expose the likes of people like you. Keep it up, it's working.
You all have witnessed me lie in 20 different ways, yet you still hold me to some crazy standard of truth. All while you call ME stupid. They say the pot makes you dumb. You must be smoking the good shit.