Anybody get any bible thumpers today?

neosapien

neosapien

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2 Mormons accosted me while I was chilling on my balcony today. I politely told them to talk to my neighbor across the street with the annoying ass barking dog. In 6 years this is the first time I've seen them. They've left garbage in my door before. That's not very nice to come to my house and then make me throw away your garbage pieces of paper or pamphlet or whatever it was. Anybody else get any unexpected visitors. Input?
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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i'm far, far, far, from being a christian, and even i think it's a bit rude to come a knockin on easter ffs.. i mean, they couldn't find another day to come and preach about the man in the clouds?
but to answer your question neo, no, we didn't get any today, but we had some about, idk, 2 weeks or so ago.. a day before, they rang our neighbors bell.. we used to have a wireless door bell, and w/e someone rings our neighbors door bell, our lil door bell thingy that's hidden some where in our house rings too.. it's funny, we don't even have the damned door bell outside anymore, so it just rings when someone is at our neighbors door instead.. :D
it's pretty good though as in the summer they go down the shore a lot, so we're always watching over their house, so the door bell thing works good at letting us know when someone is over there..
 
killemsoftly

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i love visitors. I invite them in, make coffee, offer them cookies, nod and smile...then I start asking questions. You guys ever see a frozen dead body? (i have a big-ass freezer near the living room)
before too long they are saying their good-byes. wonder why?
 
srh88

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they came a knockin about a week ago.. luckily i was wearing this shirt lol i cracked em a smile and they walked away and i havent seen em again
 
killemsoftly

killemsoftly

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spazatak said:
I usually say "lets chat inside.. I am just about to start a satanic ritual, would you care to join me" usually that gets them out of my face...
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Hey spazatak, don't you find it interesting that they came to tell you about THEIR religion and when you offered to share a bit about YOURS they left? How rude. Mormons, go figure.
 
spazatak

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killemsoftly said:
Hey spazatak, don't you find it interesting that they came to tell you about THEIR religion and when you offered to share a bit about YOURS they left? How rude. Mormons, go figure.
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I know.... I save up virgins all year waiting for the fuckers and they shit their pants and run off.... maybe they dont want to dirty their white shirts with blood
 
Commander Strax

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Like 20 years ago I was living in the backwoods of Maine. It was half a mile up a a tiny road and another quarter mile down a dirt road. The only visiter I ever got was a Jehovahs Witness and his whole family in a station wagon (all 7 of them). He would talk to me and the family would tay in the car.....weirdos!
 
oldtimer54

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neosapien said:
2 Mormons accosted me while I was
Chilling on my balcony today. I politely told them to talk to my neighbor across the street with the annoying ass barking dog. In 6 years this is the first time I've seen them. They've left garbage in my door before. That's not very nice to come to my house and then make me throw away your garbage pieces of paper or pamphlet or whatever it was. Anybody else get any unexpected visitors. Input?
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Damn that sounds like a killer first line for a joke......but anyway I live in a very rual area and about once every 2 months We have a group of Jehovah's witness types pull down our long and clearly marked private property driveway with beware of dog signs if I see them before they get out of their ride ........I will go to my backdoor and let my wild Beastie out who just loves come charging around the house to scare the shiznit out of trespassers and usually I just sit back and enjoy the show it always seems they leave much quicker than they arrive. My wife tells me I'm going to hell for laughing at the folks and watching them scurry back to their car dropping religious literature like confetti at a parade but I'll have to say in a month or two they are right back at it.........you've got to admire their gumption.........
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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neosapien said:
2 Mormons accosted me while I was chilling on my balcony today. I politely told them to talk to my neighbor across the street with the annoying ass barking dog. In 6 years this is the first time I've seen them. They've left garbage in my door before. That's not very nice to come to my house and then make me throw away your garbage pieces of paper or pamphlet or whatever it was. Anybody else get any unexpected visitors. Input?
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They leave less crap at my door than that a-hole with no muffler that throws coupons n shit every other day at 6:00 a.m.. I admire the guy's work ethic and would give him a job just to get the coupons to stop but his cousin would just do it. After the thaw there were about twenty of those things on the lawn and in the shrubs.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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oldtimer54 said:
Damn that sounds like a killer first line for a joke......but anyway I live in a very rual area and about once every 2 months We have a group of Jehovah's witness types pull down our long and clearly marked private property driveway with beware of dog signs if I see them before they get out of their ride ........I will go to my backdoor and let my wild Beastie out who just loves come charging around the house to scare the shiznit out of trespassers and usually I just sit back and enjoy the show it always seems they leave much quicker than they arrive. My wife tells me I'm going to hell for laughing at the folks and watching them scurry back to their car dropping religious literature like confetti at a parade but I'll have to say in a month or two they are right back at it.........you've got to admire their gumption.........
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ProHuman said:
^ Haha.. you should film that shit. I'd love to watch it.
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Yeah that'd be funny as hell oldtimer! After looking at the paper they left I think these guys were Jehovahs too.
 
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