joe macclennan
Well-Known Member
Instant coffee has boobs? Hawaii boobs? Have I repped you for that yet?
man boobs......
Instant coffee has boobs? Hawaii boobs? Have I repped you for that yet?
You got me man. You really got me. Listen I live 2 hrs away from the Golden Gate Bridge, if you say the wrong thing to me I could snap and make a one way trip to the ggb. Don't mess with this innocent girls little heart. I offered you a pot of organic Mexican coffee and gave you UB40 songs. Why is the world so cruel to me. Ima go jump off the ggb. Thank you, nice knowing all of you at riu, thanks for giving me some simple form of social interaction. Thank you, and I love you all. Goodbye.
or have they moved the bridge ?
You got me man. You really got me. Listen I live 2 hrs away from the Golden Gate Bridge, if you say the wrong thing to me I could snap and make a one way trip to the ggb. Don't mess with this innocent girls little heart. I offered you a pot of organic Mexican coffee and gave you UB40 songs. Why is the world so cruel to me. Ima go jump off the ggb. Thank you, nice knowing all of you at riu, thanks for giving me some simple form of social interaction. Thank you, and I love you all. Goodbye.
So this morning(2:00pm) when I woke up I went to Mcdonald's to get my iced coffee(decent quality for the price for Maui islands). I usually drink about a quarter of the coffee and ask the cashier to fill it to the top with coffee. I asked this new young lady if she would kindly add more coffee to the cup. She looked at me with a very plain face and said "Nope, no freebies here." I said "What freebie am I asking for? I come here every morning and I like extra coffee in my drink cause you guys water down the drink. I should be the customer of the year for being such a good customer." She finally filled the coffee, and right before I left she blurted out "I'm employee of the year." with a smart aleck smile on her face. Now I'm no bitch, but if I wanted to I coulda brought up the fact that she could actually be the "fat ass bitch of the year" if she wanted to, she looks the part. I just take a deep breath when such things happen to me, you know. These people work these jobs when you could get the same amount of money for free from the government. The fast food restaurant is now the new plantation, voluntary slavery. So sad, sigh. ***snicker*** ***snicker***
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You got me man. You really got me. Listen I live 2 hrs away from the Golden Gate Bridge, if you say the wrong thing to me I could snap and make a one way trip to the ggb. Don't mess with this innocent girls little heart. I offered you a pot of organic Mexican coffee and gave you UB40 songs. Why is the world so cruel to me. Ima go jump off the ggb. Thank you, nice knowing all of you at riu, thanks for giving me some simple form of social interaction. Thank you, and I love you all. Goodbye.