Smart aleck girl working at Mcdonald's this morning.

thump easy

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thier is to be no jumping of anybidges you gota read the fine line on the forum aplication take a joke dont get hurt and keep playing... seriously dont jump i like the threads you post too.. for realz its intertaining and a good reason to play.. so dont take my nonsence serious im just kidding for realz i apoligize.. sincerly..
 

schuylaar

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So this morning(2:00pm) when I woke up I went to Mcdonald's to get my iced coffee(decent quality for the price for Maui islands). I usually drink about a quarter of the coffee and ask the cashier to fill it to the top with coffee. I asked this new young lady if she would kindly add more coffee to the cup. She looked at me with a very plain face and said "Nope, no freebies here." I said "What freebie am I asking for? I come here every morning and I like extra coffee in my drink cause you guys water down the drink. I should be the customer of the year for being such a good customer." She finally filled the coffee, and right before I left she blurted out "I'm employee of the year." with a smart aleck smile on her face. Now I'm no bitch, but if I wanted to I coulda brought up the fact that she could actually be the "fat ass bitch of the year" if she wanted to, she looks the part. I just take a deep breath when such things happen to me, you know. These people work these jobs when you could get the same amount of money for free from the government. The fast food restaurant is now the new plantation, voluntary slavery. So sad, sigh. ***snicker*** ***snicker***
:peace::joint:
this reminds me of the time my local mc arches proposed a lemon limit on me in my super size unsweetened ice tea:lol:

lately, they have have been enforcing the rule of must put sugar, cream, lemon in your beverage instead of on the side (to control costs no doubt, they're good at that)..fine by me except now they have to make it the way i like it..6 equals and 4 lemons..well one day i'm cut off and told there is a 2 lemon limit..i realize the cost of lemons are expensive but too fucking bad if they insist on controlling my drink, which by the by costs them exactly $0 as do all their drinks except mc cafe coffee drinks. i am happy though they no longer leave the lemons out for anyone with feces laden hands to pick through..but this is an abomination to lemon lovers everywhere..how can you enjoy a 4 lemon drink with only 2 lemons?..there must be a sliding scale of lemon to tea ratio!

well unbeknownst to myself, i'm considered one of their "regulars" (weed! dammit!) especially since they've gone 24/7..apparently popular amongst the male management team..reported my outrage at the lemon limit and was told that "team member" was wrong and i can have as many lemon as i wished:mrgreen:

additionally, i brought up the mish-mash they call a sweet chili grilled chicken wrap and how nice they were when first marketed..management told me to take a pic and bring it back to address with team and they will replace even after i've eaten it:P

as for luggee's and other things #1. it's way against the law and you can go to jail for spitting or tampering with someones food..#2. someone that into the mc arches life is not gonna risk getting termed.
 

spandy

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I ate a 1/4 of my burger, and then asked the cashier to pack on some more beef. Then I asked for a pound of pickles and 6 slices of cheese, and a refill on my pepsi but I'm gonna put sprite in instead cause I drank half the pepsi and realized it was a sprite kind of day.

Any business that makes its customers pay for what they consume is sure to fail. Suppose to be just giving shit out for free and paying the employees living wages for all their skills in flipping burgers and boxing fries, then everyone is happy.
 

Commander Strax

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Hi all, I live in what most people consider an urban war zone(Central America). I was bringing my grow equipment to my place and some homie guys were like "Yo nigga you grow that dro?", I just replied "Nah foo, this fo my collards nigga.", he replied "Oh shit nigga, I love me some greens mmmm!"

Should I be worried? I am actually growing some greens, so if they steal my ganja, they'll proly steal my food too. What should I do? Should I just deck one of them to mark my territory? :shock:
LIE! you are full of shit
 

kinddiesel

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I would of said no and threw that boiling hot coffee in your face. because I would be pissed off I had to work at mcdonalds lol . once I pored a cup of coffee into a bosses pocket. he was yelling at the crew members for taking a coffee break when it was 20f out side and the heat was busted . I got pissed walked up to him calmly and pored the hot coffee right into his shirt pocket . ass hole. nothing ever happened I told him bring it up with the store owner and tell him what I did . the acting manager new he was a ass hole it was colder the a mother fucker . real workers don't have heated or ac offices to hide in.
 

spandy

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real workers don't have heated or ac offices to hide in.
Nope, real workers get put out in the sun to break their backs all day long for minimum pay.

The ones who are better at positioning themselves in their working environment get the heated and air conditioned offices, and they get paid more too.

But hold that "real workers" flag as high as you can, let me know how well that works out for you come payday.
 

Dyna Ryda

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this reminds me of the time my local mc arches proposed a lemon limit on me in my super size unsweetened ice tea:lol:


as for luggee's and other things #1. it's way against the law and you can go to jail for spitting or tampering with someones food..#2. someone that into the mc arches life is not gonna risk getting termed.
I honestly hope this is your attempt at being funny. Just because there is a law against it doesn't mean shit. You know growing cannabis in the state of Florida is against the law too. Just saying.
 

spandy

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I honestly hope this is your attempt at being funny. Just because there is a law against it doesn't mean shit. You know growing cannabis in the state of Florida is against the law too. Just saying.
That's how I look at things. My friends and I could write shit down and vote on it and call it law, but its' only law if the sheep decide to accept and follow said law. Otherwise, its just a bunch of bullshit on paper, regardless who endorsed it and/or voted on it.

Im convinced there are more people that couldn't survive without laws and government than there are who could survive on their own. People can't do shit these days without legal approval or some type of aid from the government. Probably why the population has added a few billion over the years. Laws that force those who can carry more than their own weight to drag all the dead ends along behind them is the only reason many of these folk even exist.
 

cc2012

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This is probably how it really went down.

[video=youtube;FJye229QbVs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJye229QbVs[/video]
OMG! What are Maccys putting in the Nuggets? Crystal Meth.....

FU@k! That could be someones Wife, Mother...Jesus I wouldn't wanna live with Her OR even near Her...Bitches be Crazy, but she is Psycho!!!

Peace

EDIT: And My Partners Nickname/site user name is "BunniBoila" and compared to Bat Crazy Nugget Biatch is Sane!!!

:twisted:
 

bu$hleaguer

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I've worked in kitchens my whole life and I even own two restaurants now because I'm a fucking dumbass and after 2 degrees I realized I still couldn't do shit but cook good food. Now mind you these kitchen's are professional ones and most of the people working in them have been classically trained and what not.... But there's a lot of truth in the comment about not fucking with someone who makes your food!

cant say I've ever spit in any shit or anything like that but I've known dudes who took one of the horny ass waitress's panties and rubbed plates with them. That's about the most fucked up though, I'm hard pressed to think of any other crude shit but when you're fucking with someone from McD's, you're fucking with a real monster there.
 

cc2012

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I used to work @ KerryFoods, and believe you DON'T want to be eating Ready Meals/Microwave meals...Forget the E Numbers being bad for you....

Peace

:twisted:
 

stak

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So this morning(2:00pm) when I woke up I went to Mcdonald's to get my iced coffee(decent quality for the price for Maui islands). I usually drink about a quarter of the coffee and ask the cashier to fill it to the top with coffee. I asked this new young lady if she would kindly add more coffee to the cup. She looked at me with a very plain face and said "Nope, no freebies here." I said "What freebie am I asking for? I come here every morning and I like extra coffee in my drink cause you guys water down the drink. I should be the customer of the year for being such a good customer." She finally filled the coffee, and right before I left she blurted out "I'm employee of the year." with a smart aleck smile on her face. Now I'm no bitch, but if I wanted to I coulda brought up the fact that she could actually be the "fat ass bitch of the year" if she wanted to, she looks the part. I just take a deep breath when such things happen to me, you know. These people work these jobs when you could get the same amount of money for free from the government. The fast food restaurant is now the new plantation, voluntary slavery. So sad, sigh. ***snicker*** ***snicker***
:peace::joint:
Actually you come across as a complete bitch.

It sounds like she had something she wanted to say, knew how to express it, and wasn't afraid to say it.

You on the other hand wanted to reply, tucked your tail between your legs, kept your mouth shut, and waited until you got home so you could talk shit anonymously.

Bitch move.
 
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