Doer
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Oh but you do. Your very presence reeks of immaturity that you think I care. That is as ridiculous as you are right now.
Mass Murder by Blade, you Vast Idiots
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Beefbisquit
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So, now I have to stand there and let you do it? I bet it won't be fast enough for me to easily step out of the fucking way.
I played dodge-ball as a kid, fuck I was good too.
Tell you what, we'll take 10 paces, turn, and you throw your rock, and I'll draw my 92FS. lol
thecannacove
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Baby bib? Really?
That's just it, nobody will just stand there and let a rockodile Hunter throw a rock at their face.
Oh shit son, you didn't tell us they were Texas rocks. I retract everything I said.
I could give two shits if you care about what i say, I'm just having a good time at your expense. But you're probably right, I'm sure the rest of RIU can see that I'm getting owned by Doer, the Great Rockodile Hunter... (FUCK I love that name, wish I had thought of it BB)
thecannacove
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Rockodile hunters live through shots to the head, your man made weaponry doesn't stand a chance.
Doer
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Just imagine you are looking at this.
And if you think you can heave a big rock and kill, why to do you think this guy is armored?
Mexican citizen, 41, killed by US Border Patrol agent, threw basketball-sized rock
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Smashed and robbed
thecannacove
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Um perhaps because there are TWELVE (visible) attackers ... But doesn't look like he's leaving does it? Now if there were 12 dudes with firearms pointed at him, pretty sure he'd bounce the fuck outta there..And if you think you can heave a big rock and kill, why to do you think this guy is armored?
Also still alive..Smashed and robbed
Doer
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That is why he is in am armored dozer, you dolt. Really you are a childish example. You fit right in.
You are kind of retarded, also, aren't you.
Didn't get killed? I said he was robbed, not murdered you dumb ass.
You would be so easy. And a rock is even better than a shotgun for this hit.
thecannacove
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Again, swap the rocks for firearms = GRATED ARMOR IS USELESS
You really aren't that good at this. I spent 17 months on deployment you little shit. I had rocks thrown at me every day we drove outside the wire and rocks always hit us. Not one time was I fearful for my life. But for some strange reason, whenever we took fire by AK's by the shittiest marksman my asshole puckered something fierce
thecannacove
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thecannacove
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Is just fun to see doer keep trying.All this shit over the weight and velocity of a rock
Doer
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A little retarded, a little slow. I know your mental age to the day.
Did I say crushed? Oh yes, I did. Is there a very real difference between a face that has been smashed to debilitate for robbery and a face that has been crushed? Well, of course there is.
Smashed and crushed are not synonyms in this context. So, obviously you need a vitamin B shot or something. Or do you homework and go to bed earlier.
Tell me I could not come up and kill you with that blow...or debilitate you. Here is how. I would smash you with a palm plant of the rock, and let you live.
But, if I unleashed at close range, a full hip swing power throw with a big rock on your face, you would die almost immediately.
thecannacove
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Hmmm, yeah I'm sure one would stand there and let ya do it just to be a good sport too right? Bro I'm done with you, thanks for the laughs though.
Beefbisquit
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Or you could just use a gun, and never go near them.
But why would anyone want a gun if rocks are just as deadly? Why dd we bother with spears, then arrows, and muskets, and finally guns? Shit, rocks were the end all be all of deadly force.
Wavels
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I think you mean to say rifle (or maybe shotgun with slugs), as Doer's points are somewhat valid regarding rocks vs most handguns and the users thereof.
Beefbisquit
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No, they're really not.
Let's consider that SOMEHOW Doer actually can throw a 32oz rock, @ 70mph (which is impossible), you have one weapon. A rock. Your reload is grabbing another rock from the ground (or a bag of rocks LOL), whereas 99% of pistols have at least 5-6 shots, depending on caliber. Pistols can shoot 100yards, not accurately (without practice), but more accurately than a rock. (Not to mention you can just move out of the fucking way of a rock, unless of course you're a muslim ina muslim country, where Sharia law is practiced, and you get caught for adultery and get buried, then stoned to death; I have no fucking idea why TRH thought that picture was even remotely relevant)
[video=youtube;ds1BJMsasQI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds1BJMsasQI[/video]
And that's just a Glock 19 FFS....
I'm not arguing that a rock can't be deadly, but in light of a firearm it's a borderline retarded choice of weapon and the comparison 'The Rockodile Hunter' has (stupidly) decided to draw up is laughable at best.
EDIT: The argument 'Rocks are deadly, and so are guns, but rocks don't have laws regarding them, so neither should guns', is just as ridiculous as the argument; 'Nuclear weapons are deadly, and so are guns, nuclear weapons have virtually endless restrictions, and so should guns'. BOTH arguments are equally facile.
Beefbisquit
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Features:
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-easily concealable
-can be thrown as fast as you can swing your arm
-low tech tactical black spray paint
ALL PROFIT TO BE DONATED TO NRA-ILA
Tactical specifics:
*This is not a weapon.
*This can not be attached to a weapon
*Does not include the "shoulder thing that goes up"
*This is for historical and decorative purposes only
*Can not be sold to Califorinia residents
*If purchased assault rock must be watched carefully as they can develop a mind of their own
*Buyer's responsibility to check all local laws and regulations
*All ATF and NFA rules and regulations apply
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Wavels
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Good, thoughtful post...
I have to admit that if I were confronted with a clear and present threat to myself or my loved ones, I would NOT choose a rock over a gun.
Regardless, I think that any form of gun control is misguided, albeit well intended.
In order to address this issue with any degree of seriousness, we need MORE criminal control instead of trying to control deadly inanimate objects which need to be used by humans in order to achieve their deadly potential.
thecannacove
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