Butthole is the New Vagina

brek

Well-Known Member
I chase my wife around the house with a greased up finger yelling, "GIMME DA BUTTHOLE"!

She loves it.
 

Padawanbater2

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"Hungry Holes" sounds like an excellent name for an anal themed porno flick

(Jesus, don't Google that and follow the twitter account, you've been warned)
 

Nutes and Nugs

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Yeah, I have a relative that gave birth to a severely Ill child. They were self employed (fucking leeches) and when time came to renew their health policy, it went from $625 per month to $7500 - on account of the fact that their child had been through several surgeries and had been in the hospital. So they lost their house, cars, business, savings and the kid is now being paid for by the taxpayers. What assholes. It's their fault that the kid was sick - they don't go to church - so why should we have to pay for it? Right?

Oh beautiful, for spacious skies
blah blah blah waves of grain....
I think you missed my point.

If you follow unhealthy practices, you might get sick.
People licking asses are likely to get sick.
I don't think we (as a country) should have to pay for other peoples negligence.

I still have my sig Buck.
I just don't care to post it all over the place.
 

Padawanbater2

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I trust a significant number of Americans aren't licking asses.

Do you understand how people get sick?
Of course I do, I'm not some scientifically illiterate republican!

Where is your avocation for a cease to airline travel? Do you know how many people are killed in plane crashes per year?!
 

Nutes and Nugs

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Also, LOL @ your trust! I bet you more people are liking ass than going to church! This deviant nation!
You should start the church of Anilingus.

I'm sure it will will outnumber the Christians, Jews and Muslims in a few years.
This would also be a great new JOB for you.
 

Granny weed

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Yeah, need to stop trying to crack jokes.

Do you at Least get why I was offended though? When we're talking about concencial sexual acts and you refer to it as rape it makes people associate the two. May not have been your intention but it's how it came across.

Guess I'm just a bit twitchy listening to some of the rhetoric coming from Russia at the moment. I would like to think most people are rational and don't give a hoot what someone else does with their body but sadly that's not the case.
Yes I see why the two would put thoughts in someones mind, and I'm sorry I just got a little carried away. No harm done I hope!:hug:
 
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