Unclebaldrick
Well-Known Member
Every breath you take almost certainly has an oxygen molecule that was once breathed by Jesus. Or Hitler.
That's actually slow as fuck, considering the size of the cosmos.wholy crap
Well then insist on top brands!All of the atoms you were born with have been replaced several times by the time you die.
Meh, brand name's made with the same basic shit as generic.Well then insist on top brands!
Amish store... stop and pick me up on the way over...Next week I'm hitting up the Amish store. No puppy mill, but they do have electric for the c.c. machine. They have solar and wind power, I'm checking out their setup a little each time I go.
According to the average of several studies my penis is 20% larger than the average American's and 50% larger than the average Chinese.
Bet you didn't know that.
The Greatest Olympian of all time. Gold in the Pentathalon and Decathalon even after having his shoes sabotaged by a thief and Jim had to wear two different sized shoes, one with a hole in it.Amish store... stop and pick me up on the way over...
I'll wait on the corner of Main, and Broad Street... at the park under the Giant Flag...
Hey... Is that Jim Thorpe as your new Avi?
In 1952 a "fleet", for lack of a better term, of alien craft repeatedly buzzed the nations' capital, and the ENTIRE nation, and the world, just ignored it...
you lied ​to me!!!!!!!!this blew my mind when i found out - the human bladder has evolved so that it is impossible for someone to pee themselves intentionally.
You go first!Here's one for us gentlemen that shave our junk. If you put icy hot on like aftershave it'll prevent stubble for 2-3 weeks