Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Metasynth]

I must go to the park and assess the damage and ask the park people where tumor goose went. I want answers. Hubby is taking me and refuses to let me off leash damn.

If they killed my tumor goose there are going to be bad things happening to other people's crayons! God help them I'm going to make CN write editorials filled with terrible puns about abusing the name, "Wildlife Sanctuary" and send it to everyone in the press, snark, snark snark, and I put mascara on today and I HATE it! It's sticky and it itches in my brain.

But my trees are watered and the music is sounding good. Now, to run.

Whoa...don't wanna be in the way when Annie's on the war path...Go get 'em, girl!

 

[sunni]

hi im sunni
im now ins chool for CHN !
and i just signed a baking deal with the nature cafe here!

*waves*

lucky day today should go buy a lottery ticket!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Is CHN cunt-hooking-neighbor?

 

[sunni]

Is CHN cunt-hooking-neighbor?

lol certified holistic nutritionist

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Good! Congrats!

 

[curious2garden]

Here's my girl. I was worried. She was pissed it had been so long since she last saw me she ate about 3 full slices of bread before she stopped squawking and pecking me. You can see traces of bread around her beak. I'd like to grab her and take her to my vet. But she doesn't like that thought.

 

[shrxhky420]

Big game tonight... puck drops in less than a hour. Out the parking lot smoking a bowl... actually going just finished #4...
Anyway go Sharks!!!
SH420

Edit: WTF did I say?

 

[Bakatare666]

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Here's my girl. I was worried. She was pissed it had been so long since she last saw me she ate about 3 full slices of bread before she stopped squawking and pecking me. You can see traces of bread around her beak. I'd like to grab her and take her to my vet. But she doesn't like that thought.

Did you sit her down and talk to her about it?

 

[minnesmoker]

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Here's my girl. I was worried. She was pissed it had been so long since she last saw me she ate about 3 full slices of bread before she stopped squawking and pecking me. You can see traces of bread around her beak. I'd like to grab her and take her to my vet. But she doesn't like that thought.

I see those, and think of The Red Queen playing Croquet, the heads are shaped the same.

And, have you tried drugging her, to get her to come home with you?

 

[Bakatare666]

I see those, and think of The Red Queen playing Croquet, the heads are shaped the same.

And, have you tried drugging her, to get her to come home with you?

The ol' rag with chloroform trick, eh?

 

[minnesmoker]

The ol' rag with chloroform trick, eh?

I was mickeying in the bread.

 

[Bakatare666]

I was mickeying in the bread.

That's funny.......
First thing I thought was soak the bread in Bourbon.

 

[Brendan420]

high people. hows it going this evening

 

[kinetic]

high people. hows it going this evening

It goes well, my responsibilities are done and now I can relax with a bit of Ganja

 

[curious2garden]

Did you sit her down and talk to her about it?

LOL she is the one runnin' the show. Geese think highly of themselves.

I see those, and think of The Red Queen playing Croquet, the heads are shaped the same.

And, have you tried drugging her, to get her to come home with you?

Precisely! The lumps on the head LOL! She'd never hold her neck straight. She's a perverse creature.

Frankly I'd be good with a snatch and grab or just toss a loaf of bread in the car and she'd leap in on her own. The problem are the damn sheriff's. I could knife several people and calmly walk away. But knab a goose and they'd call for f'n rotor support and SWAT, they like the geese. You'll see them feeding them from their own lunches. So no go on goose theft.

I'm considering a night op.

 

[Brendan420]

It goes well, my responsibilities are done and now I can relax with a bit of Ganja

my responsibilities are done at 5pm I've been relaxing with ganja for hours already

 

[minnesmoker]

field biopsy?

Funny, they were pests up in the twin cities.

 

[Bakatare666]

LOL she is the one runnin' the show. Geese think highly of themselves.



Precisely! The lumps on the head LOL! She'd never hold her neck straight. She's a perverse creature.

Frankly I'd be good with a snatch and grab or just toss a loaf of bread in the car and she'd leap in on her own. The problem are the damn sheriff's. I could knife several people and calmly walk away. But knab a goose and they'd call for f'n rotor support and SWAT, they like the geese. You'll see them feeding them from their own lunches. So no go on goose theft.

I'm considering a night op.

If the fowl are so well liked (and it looks like a nice well kept facility), I don't see why anybody would complain about you going out of your way to give her some extra TLC if you explained to them you weren't going to invite her for dinner.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

LOL she is the one runnin' the show. Geese think highly of themselves.



Precisely! The lumps on the head LOL! She'd never hold her neck straight. She's a perverse creature.

Frankly I'd be good with a snatch and grab or just toss a loaf of bread in the car and she'd leap in on her own. The problem are the damn sheriff's. I could knife several people and calmly walk away. But knab a goose and they'd call for f'n rotor support and SWAT, they like the geese. You'll see them feeding them from their own lunches. So no go on goose theft.

I'm considering a night op.

If they like the geese, can't you form a joint strike force?

 

[curious2garden]

If they like the geese, can't you form a joint strike force?

I've considered this but it would require I speak with them.

If the fowl are so well liked (and it looks like a nice well kept facility), I don't see why anybody would complain about you going out of your way to give her some extra TLC if you explained to them you weren't going to invite her for dinner.

Yeah and any place else in the US you are completely right. This is Los Angeles. Here they will call the county vet and he will give orders to euthanize her! I must think, damn.