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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Has anyone here heard of "blind pig puzzles"? They were small crosswords that had real groaners as answers. I have a clear memory of seeing them in kid magazines of the 60s. But Google is forsaking me on this one. Calling all seasoned punners!!
How do you spell "blind pig"? PG (no Is).
What bird can lift the heaviest loads? CRANE
How do you spell "blind pig"? PG (no Is).
What bird can lift the heaviest loads? CRANE
kinetic
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holy shit. How common is something like that in the populated places?
slowbus
New Member
Valdez gets lots of snow.Just as much if not a touch more the Tug Hill,NY.Tug and Valdez are number 1 and 2 in the country for snowfall,btw.They never saw anything like this before.The temps are extremely warm with lots of rain.The elders have never seen weather like this in jan before
slowbus
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
This tickled me.
mr sunshine
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.............
Ok this is why I didn't laugh earlier either. Blind pig would not be spelled pg it would be spelled blnd pg if you removed all the i's. Why did you simply remove the entire word blind? That seems sort of like magical numbers, you know the ones you can't have in math, show your work! As for these puzzles you speak of, I have yet to find any evidence of the existence of such and even Google is mum upon the subject.
I'm wide awake and it's almost 3 am, gioua I feel your pain!
BarnBuster
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Lol I remember thinking similar things when I first saw it. I think the rationale is that no Is = blind ...
... and right; Google is mum on the subject. I wonder if I was taken by a one-off from the cirrhotic brain of a kids' magazine editor.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Close but no candy cigarette.
Bakatare666
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I didn't laugh because my first thought was 'Bacon'.
minnesmoker
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Lunch plans: Cheba Hut!
I wonder if they're hiring. I asked 'em last time "Do you have to get drug tested to work here?" Chick says "Are you high?" I was all "Yeah, aren't you???" She was, the boss lady was NOT impressed. Until her sub came out.
I wonder if they're hiring. I asked 'em last time "Do you have to get drug tested to work here?" Chick says "Are you high?" I was all "Yeah, aren't you???" She was, the boss lady was NOT impressed. Until her sub came out.
Fungus Gnat
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I must go to the park and assess the damage and ask the park people where tumor goose went. I want answers. Hubby is taking me and refuses to let me off leash damn.
If they killed my tumor goose there are going to be bad things happening to other people's crayons! God help them I'm going to make CN write editorials filled with terrible puns about abusing the name, "Wildlife Sanctuary" and send it to everyone in the press, snark, snark snark, and I put mascara on today and I HATE it! It's sticky and it itches in my brain.
But my trees are watered and the music is sounding good. Now, to run.
If they killed my tumor goose there are going to be bad things happening to other people's crayons! God help them I'm going to make CN write editorials filled with terrible puns about abusing the name, "Wildlife Sanctuary" and send it to everyone in the press, snark, snark snark, and I put mascara on today and I HATE it! It's sticky and it itches in my brain.
But my trees are watered and the music is sounding good. Now, to run.
Bakatare666
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I'm stealing that one, LOL.
I must have missed the story about your 'tumor goose'.
gR33nDav3l0l
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I'm so high I'm having a hard time reading english. Kushes did better than I thought 