Random Jibber Jabber Thread
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clint308
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Hahahahah nice one G.I was talking to my buddy down the road yesterday and he was spit balling all the places he wanted to move away to. He mentions Australia and I immediately go off on a tangent about how damn near everything there is either poisonous/venomous or will kill you.. even telling him I am sure there is fruit there that jumps off the tree's and attacks people..
sent this to him today
Run Clint.........RUN!!
I eat poisonous snakes for breakfast ! They taste like chicken abit ! The trick is not to get bit by those bastards .
As for the fruit , it's the best in the world ! Maybe ...
You just have to watch out for the Flying foxes (big bat that eat's fruit , and the Drop bears are dangerous !
Then you have dingo's that eat babies .
I go for a swim and surf on great white shark's all the time ! again just watch out for those jaws !
Kangaroos you have to watch out for (same as cassowaries )they will rip your gut's straight open with there claws on there feet !
Then you have the crocs , that can only end bad !
Also some of the spiders are fucked up , White tail spiders charge at you trying to bite you , then the funnel web that stands up on it's back legs and shows it's fangs at cha .
Then the red back spider that you find under pots , wood , behind boxes and stuff , ALL THESE SPIDERS WILL MAKE YOU VERY ILL (then die prob)
The list goes on !!!!!!!
I love Australia
minnesmoker
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Don't the dingos eat babies there, too?
minnesmoker
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LOL! must send this to him today too
That makes me pause in my desire to hug a koala bear...
Singlemalt
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and the Bull ants
Unclebaldrick
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Which ones taste the best?
^I knew what ya meant so I fixed it
420God
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Depends on how they're raised, there's really not much difference otherwise.
Unclebaldrick
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Please raise them deliciously and bring to pirate ship - I think there is room on the butane extraction barge. Do any of the breeds offer an ignition threat?
ever seen firefly the cow scene??
Unclebaldrick
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I do not think so.
gioua is this new crop all sativa? LOL mmmmmmm baconey..... now for a word from my sponsor
All I have is Bubba Kush... new crop will be blue dream silver jack bubba kush orange crush and cramelious.. all cllones now cept the bubba's.. got seeds to plant soon
been 70's all last week gonna be about the same next..
Today
70° 36° | Sun
68° 34° | Mon
68° 39° | Tue
68° 41° |
and now I must make the bacon tacos
heard a report the other day about the difference within the con US, Oxnard Ca was 84 and MI (or some cold ass place) was -40 124 degree diff
Fungus Gnat
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The weather is screwy here a few weeks ago I was trying to avert frostbite... now I'm wearing shorts and flip flops in January. Oh well might as well enjoy the weather until the water runs out.
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