Gay Marriage Ruling Cited To Overturn Ban On Polygamy

[DutchKillsRambo]

Trust me, Americans dont even know what bread is.

That sweetened shite?

Come on now.

Dude Soda Bread is gross. But I do love colcannon.

 

[Harrekin]

 

[Dr Kynes]

It's an attempt to engage a slippery-slope argument. Gay marriage = polygamy = banging baked goods = anything that isn't Wonder Bread in bed.

ooooo.

the slippery slope's angle has already been defined, read the attached PDF, it's the judge's actual ruling, 91 pages of why, if gay marriage bans are unconstitutional, polygamy bans (which are in fact what Newspeak calls "plural marriages") are unconstitutional too.

the slope is clearly real, it's slipperiness to be determined when somebody tries to marry their dog, or file taxes jointly with the 8 year old chained up in their soundproofed dungeon.

 

[Dr Kynes]

Trust me, Americans dont even know what bread is.

That sweetened shite?

Come on now.

americans know quite well what bread is. irish people have no clue what fresh oranges limes grapefruits and lemons taste like though.

i bake my own bread (french, italian, and sourdough) in my own kitchen.

my local shop also has a stunning array of bread which has nothing in common with the industrial waste product referred to euphemistically as wonder brand "bread"

 

[ginwilly]

americans know quite well what bread is. irish people have no clue what fresh oranges limes grapefruits and lemons taste like though.

i bake my own bread (french, italian, and sourdough) in my own kitchen.

my local shop also has a stunning array of bread which has nothing in common with the industrial waste product referred to euphemistically as wonder brand "bread"

There is an Amish store here that sells the best baked goods. I agree with you that we do know the difference, but Herriken is right in that the majority of the US eats shite. The problem with real bread is you have to eat it fast. But the fact that homemade bread lasts days and processed bread last weeks should have been our first clue.

My aunt makes homemade bread and it's such a difference. I don't think I've ate store bought bread in years. It's just not good after eating real bread. I wanna try your sourdough (not a euphemism for penis if you are wondering C4)

 

[NoDrama]

Trust me, Americans dont even know what bread is.

That sweetened shite?

Come on now.

We make our own, it rules.

 

[NoDrama]

the slippery slope's angle has already been defined, read the attached PDF, it's the judge's actual ruling, 91 pages of why, if gay marriage bans are unconstitutional, polygamy bans (which are in fact what Newspeak calls "plural marriages") are unconstitutional too.

the slope is clearly real, it's slipperiness to be determined when somebody tries to marry their dog, or file taxes jointly with the 8 year old chained up in their soundproofed dungeon.

Or marry their partner in crime to escape the clutches of the police with spousal protection.

 

[Harrekin]

americans know quite well what bread is. irish people have no clue what fresh oranges limes grapefruits and lemons taste like though.

i bake my own bread (french, italian, and sourdough) in my own kitchen.

my local shop also has a stunning array of bread which has nothing in common with the industrial waste product referred to euphemistically as wonder brand "bread"

Are you joking me?

We're in the EU, genius, there is citrus growing countries and intra-European logistics is huge business.

Shocking, I know.

 

[Bombur]

The slippery slope argument is just as ridiculous when used against polygamy as when it's used against gay marriage. If someone wants multiple wives, who are consenting adults, who the fuck cares?

 

[ginwilly]

The slippery slope argument is just as ridiculous when used against polygamy as when it's used against gay marriage. If someone wants multiple wives, who are consenting adults, who the fuck cares?

That's my stance too Bombur.

Of course, I find it difficult enough to keep one wife happy, I can't imagine several.

I'm up for giving it a go though

 

[BigNBushy]

That's my stance too Bombur.

Of course, I find it difficult enough to keep one wife happy, I can't imagine several.

I'm up for giving it a go though

If you find the right ones, they keep each other happy... Then they either take turns, or all at once make you happy.

It could be a beautiful thing.

I can see why its not good policy, though.

Women are clearly drawn to men with large checking accounts. Those evil rich people would be even more maddening because they would accumulate large collections of wives.

This might be a way to "breed out" the lower classes though.

"A man being rich is like a woman being beautiful."

- Marilyn Monroe - Gentlemen prefer blonds (I think)

 

[SnapsProvolone]

I'm gonna need to get a bigger RV.

 

[Dr Kynes]

Are you joking me?

We're in the EU, genius, there is citrus growing countries and intra-European logistics is huge business.

Shocking, I know.

yep. you dont know what ripe fresh ctirus taste like.

you may get it shipped over from spain or italy, but you cant just go out to your yard and pick a fresh orange.

thats why you think "Tango" tastes good.

 

[Dr Kynes]

The slippery slope argument is just as ridiculous when used against polygamy as when it's used against gay marriage. If someone wants multiple wives, who are consenting adults, who the fuck cares?

and if Mr Hands wants to marry his horse, who are we to judge?

 

[Pinworm]

This thread has been very enlightening...Worth every kb of interwebs space wasted.

 

[UncleBuck]

and if Mr Hands wants to marry his horse, who are we to judge?

horses can't consent.

i know YOU may think they can, but they can't. your sexual advances on horses are unwelcome.

 

[Pinworm]

your sexual advances on horses are unwelcome.

Mmmmmm. Thoroughbred.

 

[Bombur]

and if Mr Hands wants to marry his horse, who are we to judge?

Are horses consenting human adults? Nope.

 

[cannabineer]

Are horses consenting human adults? Nope.

"Neigh!"

 

[Bombur]

What about brothers/sisters? Should they be allowed to marry?