The UK Growers Thread!

zeddd

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thank fuk for women eh...the mrs has just produced an oz of 6 week cured livers that she had stashed ......very high like a sativa with a cure fuk me im mingled
 

The Yorkshireman

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So I've been down the grow shop chatting bubbles with the gaffa.

The conversation about Exo went like this.

Me: "So about these Cheese clones, are we gonna sort something out or what?".
Him: "Well how much are they?"
Me: "Going rate is about £30-£50 to randomers but we can sort a nice earner between us"
Him: "£30 for how many?"
Me: "One, £30 each mate"
Him: "Fucking £30!!!!!!!"
Me: "Like I said we can sort it out, I can pass em to you for £15 a pop and you could take £20 for em. It's proper Exodus Cheese, no wannabe shite"
Him: "But if lads are doing 20 plant grows then they'll want 20 clones"
Me: "Yeah, and?"
Him: "Hmmmm"
Me: "Who the fuck buys 20 clones every time they grow anyway? The silly bollocks cash cropper who can't clone himself that's who!
Anybody else would buy 1 and clone from the mother plant"
Him: "Hmmmm"
Me: "Are you honestly going to stand there with that look on your face and the assumption that dank, 20+ year old clone only strains are changing hands for the same £5-£7 that any Tom, Dick or Harry generic dutch shite does?" :lol:

Fuck me there's some real deluded fuckers in the grow world eh, or am I missing something? I don't think so......
 

zeddd

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So I've been down the grow shop chatting bubbles with the gaffa.

The conversation about Exo went like this.

Me: "So about these Cheese clones, are we gonna sort something out or what?".
Him: "Well how much are they?"
Me: "Going rate is about £30-£50 to randomers but we can sort a nice earner between us"
Him: "£30 for how many?"
Me: "One, £30 each mate"
Him: "Fucking £30!!!!!!!"
Me: "Like I said we can sort it out, I can pass em to you for £15 a pop and you could take £20 for em. It's proper Exodus Cheese, no wannabe shite"
Him: "But if lads are doing 20 plant grows then they'll want 20 clones"
Me: "Yeah, and?"
Him: "Hmmmm"
Me: "Who the fuck buys 20 clones every time they grow anyway? The silly bollocks cash cropper who can't clone himself that's who!
Anybody else would buy 1 and clone from the mother plant"
Him: "Hmmmm"
ME: "Are you honestly going to stand there with that look on your face and the assumption that dank, 20+ year old clone only strains are changing hands for the same £5-£7 that any Tom, Dick or Harry generic dutch shite does?" :lol:

Fuck me there's some real deluded fuckers in the grow world eh, or am I missing something? I don't think so......
very nice yman, some people just cant see a business opportunity when it is raping their throat, tell him about the tutti frutti that goes for very silly money...ive heard £250 upwards....I would have to know a little more but it is an investment if u can keep em alive.....great cannabis has more to it than fine wine and that goes for 1k bottle at auction ....the future s green
 

The Yorkshireman

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very nice yman, some people just cant see a business opportunity when it is raping their throat, tell him about the tutti frutti that goes for very silly money...ive heard £250 upwards....I would have to know a little more but it is an investment if u can keep em alive.....great cannabis has more to it than fine wine and that goes for 1k bottle at auction ....the future s green

Exactly, I was pricing up a bottle of 'Louis XIII' the other day as a present to myself for after the crop and the cheapest I can get that for is £1600.
 

R3l@X

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He will come about...just let him ask around first. Get that badboy over to Ireland n ill buy it haha.yeah was on here someone was saying 250 which is a lil steep.
 

The Yorkshireman

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Nice.....

You want the black bottled 'Rare Cask' edition for the avi though Zeddd, only 200 ish bottles made every year and it's only sold at auction by invitation.

Bids are in the £15000 range. ;)
 

zeddd

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Exactly, I was pricing up a bottle of 'Louis XIII' the other day as a present to myself for after the crop and the cheapest I can get that for is £1600.
that stuff goes for silly money, a friend was a marketing bod for Diageo he told me about the origin of the johnny walker high brands...they had a glut of barrels left over from the 70 s and 80 s and instead of chuckin the old shit out...they mixed it into a series of very expensive blends and cleaned up....he told me the cost of prem brand whisky was their cake...a fancy bottle of johnny walker is about 8 quid on the glass ware and 3 on the liquid...as they call it...retails for over a ton ffs......cognac is diff tho...im not that ignorant
 

The Yorkshireman

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that stuff goes for silly money, a friend was a marketing bod for Diageo he told me about the origin of the johnny walker high brands...they had a glut of barrels left over from the 70 s and 80 s and instead of chuckin the old shit out...they mixed it into a series of very expensive blends and cleaned up....he told me the cost of prem brand whisky was their cake...a fancy bottle of johnny walker is about 8 quid on the glass ware and 3 on the liquid...as they call it...retails for over a ton ffs......cognac is diff tho...im not that ignorant
Diageo can lick the sweat off my hairy balls, they market pure shite as premium/super premium to ignorant yuppies (super premium? have a word!).

Don't even get me started on Ciroc, Penka or Sagatiba.....:cuss:

I was one of the first in the UK to stock either, lol.
 

zeddd

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Diageo can lick the sweat off my hairy balls, they market pure shite as premium/super premium to ignorant yuppies (super premium? have a word!).

Don't even get me started on Ciroc or Sagatiba.....:cuss:

I was one of the first in the UK to stock either, lol.
I dunno much about booze but I have always liked wine, drank one once in a restaurant...wine called richebourg,,,,fukin hell its the clone only of wine ha....deffo cant afford that shit tho ...but id buy it buy the case if I was minted...which aint happening
 

The Yorkshireman

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I dunno much about booze but I have always liked wine, drank one once in a restaurant...wine called richebourg,,,,fukin hell its the clone only of wine ha....deffo cant afford that shit tho ...but id buy it buy the case if I was minted...which aint happening
See I'm the opposite, Master Bartender by trade and I don't know about wine.

Well I know as much as I need to know professionally but wine is a whole class of it's own.
You could get lost for years in wine.....


Vodka and Gin are my chosen tipple, I slum it. :lol:
 

shawnybizzle

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Jeez louise man it wants to be the best for that price most I've spent on some wine was about £30 and to be fair i didnt really like Lol I do like gallos summer red tho 6.99 lmao...if there was like a 10 yr cured bud tho and it was peng what price would you put on it? Vintage ganja sounds good lol

Vodka and black sambuca for me gin makes me all emotional haha
 

zeddd

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See I'm the opposite, Master Bartender by trade and I don't know about wine.

Well I know as much as I need to know professionally but wine is a whole class of it's own.
You could get lost for years in wine.....


Vodka and Gin are my chosen tipple, I slum it. :lol:
you got go with what interests you and I got obsessed with learning about one wine region....simply because I liked the flavour and the buzz of the wine...still do...but im also an addict an that is one fukin ugly bad addiction so have to be careful with all booze.....shame really cos id be onit all day if it was good for me
 
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