Your opinions of how I will cheat a drug test

Anonymouse

Anonymouse

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Yep, it's that time for me again. Pre-employment drug screening. First, I will not give up weed, not for a day, never at all. I am recovering cancer patient, I have license to use/grow but it's never protected me for employment.

So, this is my plan to cheat a drug test.

I will use clean uriune taken from my 'donor' an hour or two before my test. I have a quickfix kit that consists of a bottle of synthetic urine (most likely not being used) with temperature strip, a small heating pad that wraps around the bottle keeping it at 95 degrees F and since it's an unsupervised screening, will just pour the donor urine into the e-cup and if it's warm enough, I'm victorious.

I know there's a shitload of drinks, adulterants etc... that people will swear by but I feel that urine substitute is my best choice.

Thoughts / opinions?

Thx!
 
pilgram

pilgram

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sounds good, but for personal reasons i would like to see how the Quick Fix works seeing as that is what i have,Good Luck
 
gogrow

gogrow

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you should be all gravy this way... the only issue is the temp., but you have the warmer, so you should be all set. Good luck!
 
Anonymouse

Anonymouse

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Went in for my test, we were getting fresh samples of from the 'donor' every day this week and today I finally got the COC form.

It was a lapcorp and only one tech was working in the place. I had my donor urine in the quickfix bottle with warmer, she didnt even give me an ecup, just drew a line on the cup and I got my privacy. Poured it in and there wasn't even a temp check, just poured it into 2 beakers, had me initial it and I was out!

Will get my results on Monday I guess :)
 
gogrow

gogrow

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Anonymouse said:
Went in for my test, we were getting fresh samples of from the 'donor' every day this week and today I finally got the COC form.

It was a lapcorp and only one tech was working in the place. I had my donor urine in the quickfix bottle with warmer, she didnt even give me an ecup, just drew a line on the cup and I got my privacy. Poured it in and there wasn't even a temp check, just poured it into 2 beakers, had me initial it and I was out!

Will get my results on Monday I guess :)
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mine didnt go THAT smoothly, but I'll find out monday how mine went too..... good luck bro, we all need it.
 
2amhigh

2amhigh

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one day i will invent a hose that runs down under your dick and a pump you put in your armpit so when you squeeze it with yo pit it looks like your pee is coming out yo dick hehehe. yeah hell yeah ima do it .
 
gogrow

gogrow

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2amhigh said:
one day i will invent a hose that runs down under your dick and a pump you put in your armpit so when you squeeze it with yo pit it looks like your pee is coming out yo dick hehehe. yeah hell yeah ima do it .
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google the "whizzinator"... already been done ;)
 
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