Your best sex advice...

Generosity goes far.

Beat It Up.

Don't Cum Yet.

Ladies First.

Wrap It UP.

Inspect, Project, Regret.

Use fake name.

Use fake number.

Missionary gets boring.

Teach Her Gymnastics.


thats all i got.. wait...how about a 4 word one:

"That's all I got..."

bu$hleaguer said:

Use a road cone to stretch the desired hole to massive dimensions.

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Then fucking would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway lol!






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Milovan said:

Then fucking would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway lol!

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ayr0n said:

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Too fr****n' funny!


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Best advice ever. When you slip out and accidentally go back in the wrong hole, you should apologize right away.

TwistItUp said:

Best advice ever. When you slip out and accidentally go back in the wrong hole, you should apologize right away.

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Bro if you slip out and end up in the wrong hole that easily then you weren't the first one to get in there lmao! She should apologize to you!

I am still a Virgin....i'll get back to you with advice later

If she starts to smoke add oil.

rusty trombone please

Vaseline miniature football

neosapien said:

Pull out.

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Spit on her back and tell her you pulled out.

harvest repeat vag

no, dont, and stop are the best safe words.

Ooops wrong hole

Take it bitch!

Rinse and repeat

it's like my boy always said - 'you can swim in the red river, just don't drink from it'

Leave the Bitch.

Milovan said:

Then fucking would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway lol!

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I never said anything about fucking.