Your best sex advice...

ayr0n

Well-Known Member

Dec 8, 2014

• #61

Generosity goes far.

Beat It Up.

Don't Cum Yet.

Ladies First.

Wrap It UP.

Inspect, Project, Regret.

Use fake name.

Use fake number.

Missionary gets boring.

Teach Her Gymnastics.


thats all i got.. wait...how about a 4 word one:

"That's all I got..."

 

Milovan

Well-Known Member

Dec 8, 2014

• #62

bu$hleaguer said:

Use a road cone to stretch the desired hole to massive dimensions.

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Then fucking would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway lol!






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ayr0n

Well-Known Member

Dec 8, 2014

• #63

Milovan said:

Then fucking would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway lol!

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Garden Boss

Well-Known Member

Dec 8, 2014

• #64

 

Milovan

Well-Known Member

Dec 8, 2014

• #65

ayr0n said:

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Too fr****n' funny!


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TwistItUp

Well-Known Member

Dec 8, 2014

• #66

Best advice ever. When you slip out and accidentally go back in the wrong hole, you should apologize right away.

 

ayr0n

Well-Known Member

Dec 8, 2014

• #67

TwistItUp said:

Best advice ever. When you slip out and accidentally go back in the wrong hole, you should apologize right away.

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Bro if you slip out and end up in the wrong hole that easily then you weren't the first one to get in there lmao! She should apologize to you!

 

bradburry

Well-Known Member

Dec 8, 2014

• #68

I am still a Virgin....i'll get back to you with advice later

 

TwistItUp

Well-Known Member

Dec 8, 2014

• #69

If she starts to smoke add oil.

 

Commander Strax

Well-Known Member

Dec 8, 2014

• #70

rusty trombone please

 

Blue Wizard

Well-Known Member

Dec 8, 2014

• #71

Vaseline miniature football

 

Jimmyjonestoo

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Dec 8, 2014

• #72

neosapien said:

Pull out.

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Spit on her back and tell her you pulled out.

 

abe supercro

Well-Known Member

Dec 9, 2014

• #73

harvest repeat vag

 

crazyhazey

Well-Known Member

Dec 9, 2014

• #74

no, dont, and stop are the best safe words.

 

ODanksta

Well-Known Member

Dec 10, 2014

• #75

Ooops wrong hole

 

ODanksta

Well-Known Member

Dec 10, 2014

• #76

Take it bitch!

 

WHATFG

Well-Known Member

Dec 11, 2014

• #77

Rinse and repeat

 

ayr0n

Well-Known Member

Dec 11, 2014

• #78

it's like my boy always said - 'you can swim in the red river, just don't drink from it'

 

Liddle

Well-Known Member

Dec 11, 2014

• #79

Leave the Bitch.

 

bu$hleaguer

Well-Known Member

Dec 11, 2014

• #80

Milovan said:

Then fucking would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway lol!

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I never said anything about fucking.