you wake up and find this in your front room

neosapien

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Call the police and file a report of breaking and entering. He's probably still in the house. Grab the gun. Go room by room until I find the intruder. Shoot him numerous times. Spend the next 18 months in various court rooms arguing the merits of stand your ground. Win.

Or I'd just smoke it.
 
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