You Know your Smoking on Some Good Shit when...

I fucken hid the hash from myself again.. dammit.

My husband and I take trips on our motorcycle. We were once riding to Tennesee. I love being stoned on the back of a bike going 80 MPH I find its very meditative. Anyway, we were driving through TN and I kept seeing these cows grazing on VERY steep hills. Theres nothing else to do back there but look at the scenery and think. Let your mind wander...
I said "wow look at those Tennesee Hill Cows."
He said "yeah they breed um special down here."
I said "yeah two legs are shorter on one side."
He said "the only problem is...."
I said "every time they turn around they fall down!!"


We still laugh about it!

when yur still up @ 12 28 but gotta get up at 5 30 for work

When you sketch out a sober friend just by looking at them. My eyes are red !

when your getting killed on COD and you have cold blooded and ninja pro on and motherfuckers are just coming out of the blue and kill you

when your talking to your friend over the headset and you start trippin when you can't find the controller and then you realize as you look beside you and it's all of a sudden their when it wasn't their awhile ago

when u fall asleep with the bong in your hand and wake up to nasty bong water on your pants. that shit sucks

when u drive 5mph under the speed limit

when u stop at a stop sign and zone out

when u light up the but end of a cigarette

u start to hose down your car and then realize your windows are down.

when u watch youtube videos of your favorite food

stealing cable and complaining to the cable company your cable is out

when u go to a buffet

when you
look for the lighter and its in your hand..lol

when u talk to someone with weed mouth/cotton mouth and your paranoid about your breath

when look for the lighter and its in your hand..lol

I was high, and the sound of the wind influenced me to remember a live concert, felt like it to word for word.

when you spend what seems to be little time here,,,and then realize you been here for 5-6 hours,,,,and your supposed to pick your wife up at the subway,,,,,,,,,,5 minutes ago,,,,,be back soon,,,love ya all

Got baked before heading to my buddy's house the other night for poker, do it twice a week. One exit down the pike. Got on the on ramp, next thing I know I'm going...where the fuck am I? Took a hundred yards to remember where I was, where I was going.

while reading RIU I keep trying to light my vap with my bic lighter and then laugh cause Im fucked up.