You Know your Smoking on Some Good Shit when...

BCBuddy420 said:
Noone has mentioned this so I gotta...

When you whip up concoctions made from various ingredients found in fridge and cupboards and think to yourself damnnn this some good eats!!! but really? it's some disgusting shit!
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+rep, i think i do that everynight! Only pot could make chilli beef seem like a sensible idea at 2:30am just before bed, infact no its microwaves for makin it so dam easy!
 
You know its some good when you are taking a piss and all of a sudden you layin on the ground face up.



Theres a story behind that...It was the first time i have every been to a dispensery, Berkley Patiants Groupe it was. And the first time i have every hit a volcano, AND the first time i tryd Trianwreck. So my buddy wanted to take me there but he wanted to go on a "Short" longboard trip So we parked a ways away from the place and decided to get stoned befor we started our "Short" trip. So i had a MOOMOO cookie that was suposed to be pretty strong, And smoked 2 bowls of Chesse. and we set off So we parked behind Fat slice pizza and rode down to san pablo...Witch i dont even think it was a mile BUT FUCK! i was dead by the time i got there lol. Anywasy we ended up buyin a 1/2 ounce of all diffrent kinds of weed, We went out to the Smoking lounge where we loaded the valcano. After only 3 bags i had too piss and when i was walking to the bathroom my hearing got all fucked up, Like i heard a loud ringing, Anyways i started too piss and i thought man i should sit down and all of a sudden im rubbing my face(Witch hit the fuckin toilet) and checking too see if i pissed all over myself....luckly i didnt but i was fucking blitzed. I felt like a newb again....it wass Fantastic.

Needless to say i was stoned and walked back to my car lol.
 
you know its some good shit when you find yourself eating a whipped cream and chocolate syrup burrito. lol just those 3 ingredients too.
 
got high right before bed last night and just couldnt stop laughing @ the image of a sheep running full speed like a dog to jump over a fence..

I was just thinking in my head if you're supposed to count sheep jumping a fence ... the sheep gotta be moving kinda fast and my weed mind took over from there and the sheep were SPRINTING towards the fence with their tongues out... Couldnt stop giggling to myself till my girlfriend woke up and tol me to cut that shit out
 
if its indica dom then shit starts goin slow mo (been there too many damn times) if its sativa then i start trippin, i flew to sainsburys and back 1 time and another time i had a very interesting conversation with my cat that lasted for 2 hours.
 
sarah22 said:
hahaha its actually not even "great" weed. im just really sensitive to pot i guess. i have crazy experiences with being stoned and my boys are all like "yea, thats how i am when im on shrooms" lol. my bud is the best i've ever smoked. i can see patterns in the air and stuff...the walls breathe and ripple...lol.
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dude, you know the term 'exaggeration' means? You seem to do a lot of that.. but its cool man. I was the same way when I was 15 or 16 years old or so.

I'm sorry man, but your avatar, screen name; and then add that to the statement you just made?? From my personal experience.. you seem suspicious to me bro. I'm not accusing you of being a cop or snitch, but, again, from my personal experience.. things just don't look right or feel right and when that happens.. something isn't right. But hey, do your thing man.. do your thing. LOL.

and lastly, unless your tripping hard off LSD or something.. your not going to see ripples in walls, or see the walls "breathing". Just not scientifically possible bro. Nothing in THC or CBD, is that strong to cause you to "visually trip". Marijuana (THC) is not a Hallucinogenic.
 
floridasucks said:
when u lock ur keys in the car.
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got one to add to this, true shit on my fault too!

wen u lock ur keys in your car wen getting out of the car to go in a underground rave off of Compton in the hood of LA...then waiting 45 minutes outside the car get asked by str8 crack heads "where you goin lookin all fresh like that?!" then still going to the shit and getting fucked up. Woo-Hoo!:lol:
 
ganjaluvr said:
dude, you know the term 'exaggeration' means? You seem to do a lot of that.. but its cool man. I was the same way when I was 15 or 16 years old or so.

I'm sorry man, but your avatar, screen name; and then add that to the statement you just made?? From my personal experience.. you seem suspicious to me bro. I'm not accusing you of being a cop or snitch, but, again, from my personal experience.. things just don't look right or feel right and when that happens.. something isn't right. But hey, do your thing man.. do your thing. LOL.

and lastly, unless your tripping hard off LSD or something.. your not going to see ripples in walls, or see the walls "breathing". Just not scientifically possible bro. Nothing in THC or CBD, is that strong to cause you to "visually trip". Marijuana (THC) is not a Hallucinogenic.
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Sarah is a girl..

And I've had some STRONG visuals before.

Mostly off of hash in the volcano and blunts.

Ate a brownie I made with 63g of vaped herb + a gram of chronic and when I closed my eyes I could see pink, green, blue, and red flourescent rings dancing, twirling and interlocking with each other in their own dimension. :eyesmoke:

When I hit 4 bags of blue dreams by myself and went to walk around things lost texture, they were just smooth and cream colored. I felt like I was floating or flying through life, I couldn't feel my feet on the ground at all

So don't tell me cannabinoids cant make you trip


By the way smoke a gram of hash, which is concentrated THC and tell me nothing happens :roll:

erowid said:
Cannabis

EFFECTS CLASSIFICATION
Intoxicant; Stimulant; Psychedelic; Depressant
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Source: http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis.shtml



That being said :hug: no but really your a cool dude i'm not trying to hate on you or anything
 
ganjaluvr said:
dude, you know the term 'exaggeration' means? You seem to do a lot of that.. but its cool man. I was the same way when I was 15 or 16 years old or so.

I'm sorry man, but your avatar, screen name; and then add that to the statement you just made?? From my personal experience.. you seem suspicious to me bro. I'm not accusing you of being a cop or snitch, but, again, from my personal experience.. things just don't look right or feel right and when that happens.. something isn't right. But hey, do your thing man.. do your thing. LOL.

and lastly, unless your tripping hard off LSD or something.. your not going to see ripples in walls, or see the walls "breathing". Just not scientifically possible bro. Nothing in THC or CBD, is that strong to cause you to "visually trip". Marijuana (THC) is not a Hallucinogenic.
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Idk dude I've seen some shit while high that isn't what most people consider high. I definitely would say it's tripesque at the least.

edit:Yea what ^Sr^Verde^ said except sarah might not be a girl...its the internet
 
AZKILLER said:
edit:Yea what ^Sr^Verde^ said except sarah might not be a girl...its the internet
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When I say shes a girl on the internet, I mean that person represents themselves as female. it's the internet dude I have seen some straight up psycho people on the internet. Like the people that seem completely normal but then you realize they have multiple personalities and talk to themselves with different usernames??
 
Sr. Verde said:
When I say shes a girl on the internet, I mean that person represents themselves as female. it's the internet dude I have seen some straight up psycho people on the internet. Like the people that seem completely normal but then you realize they have multiple personalities and talk to themselves with different usernames??
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O_o word.
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I know I'm feelin it when I can visualize the sub-atomic nature of reality with the line between energy and matter blurred by wave and particle theories of physics.
 
When you get a sudden urge to do something and you have to do it RIGHT that second and you get all technical and in depth with it, like roll a cross blunt

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1. you lose the bag of weed in your lap
2. you forgot you were the one with the burning blunt, AND you put it in your pocket
3. you go to Checker's and ask the guy taking the order to hold up, then wonder why hes taking so long, haha, I felt like a jackass
4. you forget whether people payed you back or not, and just don't care
5. when you arent sure where the music is coming from
 
U know it some good when u pass it round a few times n u start conversatin n the blunt goes out, u light it bak up n then u convo n it goes out again, then a 3rd time, dint even hit that hoe at all....that's Sum good good... Hightimes:bigjoint:
 
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