You ever been shit on by a bird
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tree beard
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Watched it happen to the wifey as we were walking into an Indians game. Pigeon shit right on her shoulder, man was she pissed. And even more pissed at me for laughing.. Better her then me I guess.. 
Creature1969
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A seagull hit moms sandwich at the beach once. Funny as fuck. She'd only taken 1 bite and was pissed.
I owned a conure years ago so yes, I was shit on a few times. Different than wild bird shit though and he was trained pretty quick to go to his cage for such matters.
bk78
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That'd be wild lol
raratt
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It was not happy to be in there...
Hook Daddy
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We went to Sea World in San Diego probably 10 years ago, sea gulls attacked every table people sat down at. They stole fries and burgers right out of your hand, shitting on everything as they did it. Worse than pigeons in my opinion. Only birds worse might be the sea eagles in Yokosuka Japan. They would hit your fast food bag as you were walking to your car, spill everything, then go on the attack if you tried to pick it back up. Funny as hell to watch if it wasn’t you.Fucking seagulls are the worst. Rats with wings.
bk78
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Id bet there are some assholes who do.
PJ Diaz
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When I was 15 I worked at this amusement park, and often worked the Nacho cart. It backed up against the beach with a window that I'd feed the fuckers jalapenos out from. I was amused by the reaction of them violently shaking their heads after a pepper went down.
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raratt
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Capsaicin doesn't affect birds...When I was 15 I worked at this amusement park, and often worked the Nacho cart. It backed up against the beach with a window that I'd feed the fuckers jalapenos out from. I was amused by the reaction of them violently shaking their heads after a pepper went down.
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buckaclark
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Yes
PJ Diaz
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These were pickled peppers, so maybe the vinegar affected them. They clearly reacted to the peppers differently than chips. I didn't know about capsaicin and birds though.
raratt
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The peppers on Guam are called bird peppers because they get distributed in bird shit after they are eaten. Pre-fertilized, lol.
Hook Daddy
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Creature1969
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Piss off a Crow or a Blue Jay and you'll find out first hand. Flip side, if you're nice to them, you'll be friends for life.