Yet another drug test question….

Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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How long do you have to abstain from smoking/eating cannabis before a drug test? Does it depend on size of body? Frequency of use?

I'm 5'8" and 120. Smoke/eat higher grade cannabis about 1-2 days a week. Well, on average anyway. How long Must I abstain before drug urine test?

*yeah yeah I know google…. I just want to hear the skinny from actual smokers :-)
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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i hear it's about 30 days, but for somoene as tall and skinny as you it might be longer.

fats metabolize thc. you don't haz them.


edit: i think i have it completely backwards. thc is stored in fats. internet tells me as little as 14 days to be clean.

conclusion: i have no idea.
 
beardo

beardo

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Hookabelly said:
How long do you have to abstain from smoking/eating cannabis before a drug test? Does it depend on size of body? Frequency of use?

I'm 5'8" and 120. Smoke/eat higher grade cannabis about 1-2 days a week. Well, on average anyway. How long Must I abstain before drug urine test?

*yeah yeah I know google…. I just want to hear the skinny from actual smokers :-)
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How often do you make bowel movements?
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Singlemalt said:
a month to be safe. Apparently you have low body fat (absorbent) so no storage
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UncleBuck said:
i hear it's about 30 days, but for somoene as tall and skinny as you it might be longer.

fats metabolize thc. you don't haz them.


edit: i think i have it completely backwards. thc is stored in fats. internet tells me as little as 14 days to be clean.

conclusion: i have no idea.
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PFFT! you guys.. is this from your experience or interwebz? I read on another's thread to just drink shit tons of water so pee is clear…


beardo said:
How often do you make bowel movements?
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Only when reading your posts :P
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
Hookabelly said:
umm… I prefer svelte. LOL. skinny minnie reminds me of a boy
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hooka, a good month or so if you're a some what heavy smoker.. the skinnier you are, the faster it will leave the body as thc binds to fat cells in the body as mentioned..
if it's for a job, you can always go the synthetic route and order some quick fix. i've used it often and always pass with flying colors..
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Hookabelly said:
How long do you have to abstain from smoking/eating cannabis before a drug test? Does it depend on size of body? Frequency of use?

I'm 5'8" and 120. Smoke/eat higher grade cannabis about 1-2 days a week. Well, on average anyway. How long Must I abstain before drug urine test?

*yeah yeah I know google…. I just want to hear the skinny from actual smokers :-)
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I have heard a month.

I have heard 2 weeks of complete NO smoke has worked as well.

I was cooking for tree-planters in For Mac a few years ago. Of the 30 or so that needed to get drug tested because they were planting trees inside the Oil company's gated area, I would say 27 were heavy, daily smokers.

I went out and bought $1800.00 in drug masking kits for them. At 80 or so a pop. They drank them the day before the test, or 12 hours before (whatever it said on the bottle, I can't remember).

Everyone passed.

So - there's that!

I didn't have to get tested - they don't drug test the cook - hahahaha.
 
MightyMike530

MightyMike530

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Drink a lot of water and sweat a lot and you're looking at an absolute minimum of two weeks. Edibles are the real kicker, which is why it will be at least 3 weeks or more.

Some other guy on here was claiming he smoked a chit ton and drank a few tablespoon fills of apple cider vinegar (mix it with some water) a day and was passing no problem. He claimed he was a daily smoker (??) I think.

Anywho, good luck.
 
Da Mann

Da Mann

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Yessica... said:
I have heard a month.

I have heard 2 weeks of complete NO smoke has worked as well.

I was cooking for tree-planters in For Mac a few years ago. Of the 30 or so that needed to get drug tested because they were planting trees inside the Oil company's gated area, I would say 27 were heavy, daily smokers.

I went out and bought $1800.00 in drug masking kits for them. At 80 or so a pop. They drank them the day before the test, or 12 hours before (whatever it said on the bottle, I can't remember).

Everyone passed.

So - there's that!

I didn't have to get tested - they don't drug test the cook - hahahaha.
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If they ever try tell them you will phuck with their food....:bigjoint:
 
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Wilksey

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Each individual is going to metabolize shyte differently, especially chicks, due to the fact that y'all have more fat in your bods' than us dudes...for baby purposes. If you enhance your metabolism through regular exercise, replenish your fluids and eat a low fat diet, you'll be able to clean your system faster than the typical fat-back couch potato. I'd give it a solid month, however, I'm willing to bet a fit individual could clean their system within a week or two.

Good luck.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
MightyMike530 said:
Drink a lot of water and sweat a lot and you're looking at an absolute minimum of two weeks. Edibles are the real kicker, which is why it will be at least 3 weeks or more.

Some other guy on here was claiming he smoked a chit ton and drank a few tablespoon fills of apple cider vinegar (mix it with some water) a day and was passing no problem. He claimed he was a daily smoker (??) I think.

Anywho, good luck.
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i'd personally never risk such a thing, same as drinking a ton of water as they can, and often do, fail people for diluted urine all of the time. if you don't think you can pass, and it's unmonitored, as in for a job, quick fix is the way to go ime..
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Da Mann said:
If they ever try tell them you will phuck with their food....:bigjoint:
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Oh, I think I convinced a few rookies one year I would poison them (give them the shits real bad) if they didn't listen to me.

bahahahahaha - I would NOT have - but the threat was enough, even though I was only joking....

*wink*
 
MightyMike530

MightyMike530

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racerboy71 said:
i'd personally never risk such a thing, same as drinking a ton of water as they can, and often do, fail people for diluted urine all of the time. if you don't think you can pass, and it's unmonitored, as in for a job, quick fix is the way to go ime..
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Yeah, don't know if I would risk it on ACV either, just what the guy said.

Also, Hooka, if in doubt, get one or two of those home test kits. I think they can give you some idea if you will be clean or not i.e. if the kits says you're dirty most likely you're fucked, if it says you're clean, then you can be a little more confident, that sort of thing ya know….
 
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