YES my lucky fucking day.

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UncleBuck said:
you should thank patrons like me who enjoy a beer or two purchased with their honest, legitimately earned dollars.

without people like me, you wouldn't have any shit-stained toilets to scrub.

so, you're welcome.
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I clean beer and hard liquor. Not bathrooms silly buns!
 
My sister-in-law's boyfriend lost his I-phone. It was like his baby. He's hispanic, so he knows someone who can do those curses. You know, those crazy bitches with freaky frizzy hair. Anyway, the next day there's a story in the paper about a terrible incident that happened to this guy. They couldn't identify him and the only thing on him was an I-phone in his pocket. I'm an atheist, but that's still weird, huh? I heard rumors his phone now goes from finder to finder, and the curse only goes away until it finds the real owner. You said it was an I-phone 4s, right?
 
SeaBeeDee said:
There is no one on earth that could make me feel bad. Keep attempting though. This is fun for me. Work going by quickly. Thanks to you lot! Yes my boss can kiss my ass too. I couldn't give two shits.
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Someone else probably left you one in that toilet you plunge later, check there. Only one shit left!
 
if you really found this said phone and really arent making a stupid joke because of the other thread where someone was worried their phone was taken from work....then you should go in the contacts and call "dad" or whoever is frequent on the recent calls and simply give it back...you will make someones day instead of ruining someones week over a hundred or so bucks..thats low if you dont, and doing shit like that will eventually come back at you..in the form of a busted jaw or a knife in the gut
 
im not trying to make u feel bad ur gonna do what ur gonna do...all im saying is think if it was a possession you cared about and someone came through for u....that would make you feel awesome, maybe if you do that for someone else you will feel good for it
 
kermit2692 said:
if you really found this said phone and really arent making a stupid joke because of the other thread where someone was worried their phone was taken from work....then you should go in the contacts and call "dad" or whoever is frequent on the recent calls and simply give it back...you will make someones day instead of ruining someones week over a hundred or so bucks..thats low if you dont, and doing shit like that will eventually come back at you..in the form of a busted jaw or a knife in the gut
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raw started that other thread as a troll-sponse to this one.
 
Canna Sylvan said:
My sister-in-law's boyfriend lost his I-phone. It was like his baby. He's hispanic, so he knows someone who can do those curses. You know, those crazy bitches with freaky frizzy hair. Anyway, the next day there's a story in the paper about a terrible incident that happened to this guy. They couldn't identify him and the only thing on him was an I-phone in his pocket. I'm an atheist, but that's still weird, huh? I heard rumors his phone now goes from finder to finder, and the curse only goes away until it finds the real owner. You said it was an I-phone 4s, right?
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When i read this i picture your sister in laws boyfriend as a cambodian but i'n happy you cleared up my mental picture of him.. Are we talking a guatemalan or a peruvian? I want more specifics.
 
kermit2692 said:
if you really found this said phone and really arent making a stupid joke because of the other thread where someone was worried their phone was taken from work....then you should go in the contacts and call "dad" or whoever is frequent on the recent calls and simply give it back...you will make someones day instead of ruining someones week over a hundred or so bucks..thats low if you dont, and doing shit like that will eventually come back at you..in the form of a busted jaw or a knife in the gut
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Maybe you should revert to previous pages and you wouldn't have had to type a novel.
 
Metasynth said:
Oh...it's one of THOSE threads...almost had me for a second there.
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LatinBluEyes said:
obviously your other job is NOT paying too much more than $10 an hour PART TIME BAR JOB, for you to have to steal someones expensive property and not try to return it. obviously you have a lame job also and you have lost your phone one time and no one gave it back...boo hooo... little baby. act like a man and don't lose your shit, act like an honest man and return someone elses shit. your a scum bag to do thouse things. you also must be a retard, my gps tracker will track the phone regardless, it will not allow a hard reset, unless you know the code NO PHONE RESET and NO PHONE RESTORE , not even from a backup, so eventually someone will have to power up the phone and when they do the owner can log in a see his whereabouts, i hope the new owner of your stollen phone rats you out you punk ass trick. quit wasting oxygen breathing!
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How you gonna make THIS your first post on RIU? Do people just wake up one day and say "Self, today is the day we start 15 accounts on RIU just in case we feel like being weird later on."
 
Wordz said:
When i read this i picture your sister in laws boyfriend as a cambodian but i'n happy you cleared up my mental picture of him.. Are we talking a guatemalan or a peruvian? I want more specifics.
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He looks exactly like that character Angel Baptista on Dexter. Even wears the same hat and goatee.
 
Metasynth said:
How you gonna make THIS your first post on RIU? Do people just wake up one day and say "Self, today is the day we start 15 accounts on RIU just in case we feel like being weird later on."
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Wordz, you can speak on this one...Is this how it goes down? Or do you have to stagger the Join Dates to make it look more convincing?
 
LatinBluEyes said:
obviously your other job is NOT paying too much more than $10 an hour PART TIME BAR JOB, for you to have to steal someones expensive property and not try to return it. obviously you have a lame job also and you have lost your phone one time and no one gave it back...boo hooo... little baby. act like a man and don't lose your shit, act like an honest man and return someone elses shit. your a scum bag to do thouse things. you also must be a retard, my gps tracker will track the phone regardless, it will not allow a hard reset, unless you know the code NO PHONE RESET and NO PHONE RESTORE , not even from a backup, so eventually someone will have to power up the phone and when they do the owner can log in a see his whereabouts, i hope the new owner of your stollen phone rats you out you punk ass trick. quit wasting oxygen breathing!
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16 an hour is much better than my part time plus overtime and work only 4 daya out of the week.
 
naww I just had yahoo open to register new emails. So i could have one ready to go within seconds of being banned.
 
trolling 101, with Professor Wordz...

So if I wanna troll someone 2 years from now, it would pay to start new accounts every month for the next 24 months? And professor, do I wanna create an identity with those accounts, or just let them sit idle until I need them? ;)
 
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