I'd just go grab it from them...now...before they decide to open it...IF they actually did open it or whatever tell them you are doing a scientific study on indoor vegetable gardening vs purchasing them from the store based on the electricity usage to yield
Well, I am not easily intimidated, and dont know how many others would do this, but I did.
I hiked up my skirt and walked the fuk over to the police station. I waited for the secretary for 10 minutes or so, she was busy on the phone with someone. The entire time I could see the pile of packages the courier had delivered right beside her. The officer next to her who deals with traffic tickets and such eventually became free.
Police Officer "Hi, can I help you?"
derpy llamas "I guess you can, I think purolator just delivered my package here by mistake.'
Police Officer "Yea I just saw him in here stacking these up, strange he would give us a package not for us and Pam would sign for it."
derpy llamas "exactly my thoughts sir. She looks busy so maybe she did not look at them before she signed for them?"
Secretary gives thumbs up that she didnt even look before signing. The officer looks through the packages, and finds mine.
Police Officer "Here we go this is not our address. You have any ID so I can verify the name?'
Give the officer my ID. He hands me my ID and package back.
derpy llamas "thanks officer"
On the way home, it felt like I had 2 bowling balls in my sack, and they were clinking together.
The package was 100% discreet, it was just a brown box with a fragile sticker.