Wow drying green

cushmasternewbie

Active Member
Why i was talking to someone today in they say wen its time to harvest there green they trim it cut buds to nice size then micorowave it to dry it thoughts lol
 

sworth

Well-Known Member
If you're in dire need of a smoke, and only have wet weed, then needs must.

But really, it's like having a 30 year old malt whisky and mixing it with coke; tastes like s%&t, but gets you stoned...

Not that I don't do it; I'm quite often waiting on my ladies...;)
 

sine143

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If you're in dire need of a smoke, and only have wet weed, then needs must.

But really, it's like having a 30 year old malt whisky and mixing it with coke; tastes like s%&t, but gets you stoned...

Not that I don't do it; I'm quite often waiting on my ladies...;)
I think its more like taking 30 y/o whisky, mixing with coke, then putting it in the microwave to get that "dry taste"
 

Bakatare666

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Don't rush it man.
It's a fine line between drying in the micro, and cooking in the micro.
If you've cooked medibles, you know the temp control is key.
If you MUST hurry it along, I think it's much less chance of ruining your bud to wait a few more hours and put your stuff in smaller pieces on your cable box, computer monitor, or something just warm, but you still won't get the cured flavor.
 

Figong

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I don't know what to say, other than to say.. do not microwave it, and cure it properly or it'll be harsh and nothing that'll burn and taste semi-smooth or better.
 
noooo don't do it, if you have to smoke it early put it in the oven on about 100 for like 10 minutes or set it on a paper plate on top of a cfl lamp or under your hps.
e.d.
 

dimebong

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I smoked about a half ounce off of one plant before it was even ready by doing the hps hood dry.

I had no where to score back then and the stress involved in not smoking is not worth the extra
grams i'd get if i didn't smoke it. I couldn't smoke weak wet weed again though
 

Indoor Sun King

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Microwaving pot is a profane nasty evil act of treason against the sanctity of our beloved herb.

All heretics participating in this sacrilegious ritual should be stoned to death...... or given mason jars and an explanation on how to harvest & cure pot.
 

RIKNSTEIN

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I recommend...if you're going to do that...that you quit growing and go buy some...the microwave, really!!! How long did you wait for it to grow and bud, and you're going to stick it where??? I can tell you where to stick it...lmao...it probably won't dry there though...
 

althor

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It will make it immediately smokeable shwag.
If that is what you spent all that time growing to get, by all means microwave the heck out of it.
You can also just put it in the trunk of your car on a hot day and it will dry out in no time as well.
The world needs cheap bags of shwag, have at it.
 

hotrodharley

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Why i was talking to someone today in they say wen its time to harvest there green they trim it cut buds to nice size then micorowave it to dry it thoughts lol
Tupperware container + dry paper towel on the bottom. Wet paper towel + Tupperware lid.

Bud in container, wet paper towel over TOP OF CONTAINER, lid on with one corner up.

Set timer for 1 minute and POWER LEVEL AT 40%!!!!!!!! 40 fucking per cent!

Leave one corner of lid well off the corner while the lid holds wet paper towel in place!!!!!!

Check after each run. You have to wipe the moisture off the inner walls of container. Use your head for more than keeping your ears apart.

NOT RECOMMENDED FOR YOUR CROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Test buds or you're out of smoke? OK.
 

hotrodharley

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For the OP, for whom it seems English is a non-choice, read my instructions about 8 times and print them off so somebody can help you if needed. 40% power!!!!!! 4 times is about all it takes to make it dry enough to torch well in a pipe. Forget a joint or blunt or whatever.
 

Figong

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It will make it immediately smokeable shwag.
If that is what you spent all that time growing to get, by all means microwave the heck out of it.
You can also just put it in the trunk of your car on a hot day and it will dry out in no time as well.
The world needs cheap bags of shwag, have at it.
Yeah, so why bother trying to grow anything top-shelf if you're going to be smoking the equiv of ditch weed?
 
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