Would you rather?...

Yessica...

Yessica...

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IRON-EYES said:
These got real downer
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Ok...here goes:

Would you rather...

Have the biggest penis in the world...but you could only ejaculate if you had sex with DANGEROUS ANIMALS OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.

Or...

Have the SMALLEST penis in the world but you could only get off having sex with your family members...
 
IRON-EYES

IRON-EYES

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Yessica... said:
Ok...here goes:

Would you rather...

Have the biggest penis in the world...but you could only ejaculate if you had sex with DANGEROUS ANIMALS OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.

Or...

Have the SMALLEST penis in the world but you could only get off having sex with your family members...
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That first one. Have to develop a pimp Australian accent and get one of those hats with like part of the brim pinned up to the dome. Make some kind of horrible show out of the entire event
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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IRON-EYES said:
That first one. Have to develop a pimp Australian accent and get one of those hats with like part of the brim pinned up to the dome. Make some kind of horrible show out of the entire event
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Beastiality over family eh?

I guess you're not from THA SOOOOUUUUUTH
 
IRON-EYES

IRON-EYES

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Honest to God

Speaking of beastiality check out my ex I caught her fuckin the dog she said shed FUKd em since she was 13 and I was there for the look of the thing
She is
Bailey Madison paisley
The legendary dogfucker
 
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