Would you rather

iamnobody

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I'd go with the Gorrilla.

I've always said that if I were to get diagnosed with some horribly incurable and fatal disease I would go to the zoo, climb in the gorilla pit, and bitch slap the Alpha male. I figure if I'm gonna die, I might as well make it worth watching.
 

TwistItUp

Well-Known Member
The last time I went to the San Fransisco Zoo I was looking at a gorilla and he got on a rock then
stuck his butt over the ledge and took a shit, haha. It was too funny looking how he was hanging
his ass over the ledge of the rock like that.
I was all like
/emote, point and laugh
/yell, He's taking a shit!

There was also a couple chimps in a enclosure and one was picking fleas out the other ones crotch.
A small crowd of about six or so was watching them.
Then my mother says, "What is this one a gynecologist." Everyone burst out laughing.
 

TwistItUp

Well-Known Member
Would you rather fuck a goat or a sheep?


^ goat


^Sheep
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Goat rape meme's.


^Ahhhhh.






^ I never saw it coming.


^My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard.


^ Ick, must get the taste out my mouth.

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Sheep rape meme's.


^ I know you want to sheep with me. /wink


^Baaaaaa'd


^Sheeee want's my nut's.


^ Sometimes you goata do what you goata do, even when you're a sheep.
 

ebgood

Well-Known Member
That thing is actually quite scary looking. I'm seriously you walk around the corner and you see that exact face .....I don't know what I would do. ...stand like a fucking statue all froze up...knowing that you are going to die
Id offer his ass a sammich..quick!
 
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