Would farting on your plants help with anything?

Yo, I was sitting around and realized I had really bad gas. Farts contain a lot of natural gasses, some of which could possibly be beneficial to your plant? Could it help with anything if you did it a few times a day? Maybe it would help create more girls???

Thanks!!!!!!!!!

Idk but I always use my poop and pee for ferts it really couldn't hurt.

Not sure. I highly doubt it though.

Don't farts contain a lot of carbon monoxide, which is deadly to most living organisms?

Maybe I'm wrong; correct me if I am

wipe your ass with the plant and you'll have shit weed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG that was funny korvette1977!!!!!

LMAO shit was funny

Wordz said:

Idk but I always use my poop and pee for ferts it really couldn't hurt.

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Remind me to pass on that joint when it's goin around...

add THAT to the list

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Lol, that's where your wrong HoppusTheCaveman.

i just can't allow this. sorry. closed.