Worst Weed you ever bought.

lets just say 20$ filled half a ziplock bag up- never again have i stooped to that level

now that sounds horribull lol.. 20$ for half a bag.. dame lol

Don't feel too bad....around here, that kinda bud is all you get, still at $5 a gram. I've only come across good dro ONE time since I've been smokin (6 or 7 years now)....and that shit was $20/g. Hence why I'm growin my own shit lol.

I didn't buy it, but in any topic about worst weed ever, I have to tell it...
A dealer friend of mine made it up to moving 400lbs in a month of schwag, then he got hit for 50g's worth of product (I think it was his seller, because that asshole was always jealous of everything he had, rolex, navigator, etc, and made to much use of the oppurtunity when it happened, I still to this day think that son of a bitch was behind it) Anyways, as punishment this asshole drops 200 lbs of the worst shit you couldn't even had imagined. Probably been in some insufficient storage for YEARS, but my boy being the man he was tried to make the best of it. He had a bunch of us over to check it out, and said "its not that bad, right?" One of his boys takes a bud, tosses it at the table, and the fucking thing crumbled like a dirt rock, dude looks at the dust, then looks back at him "dude, its dirt...." The way he said it made me laugh my ass off...to make it worse, it smelled like someone had tried to spray it with some honey water....Motherfucker actually managed to move it, and I'm not talking about by scamming folks either, he discounted it like a motherfucker, but I think everyone did it because of how good he had always been to everyone, they knew it was temporary...but that shit was LITERALLY THE CONSISTANCY OF DIRT!!! Worse shit I've ever tried to smoke...fucking horrible....

I don't have any pics but recently my sister's ex started growing. He called me up and told me he just finished his first batch and it was some great shyt. He was going on and on about how godlike this bud was so I told him to put me down for a gram. He has always brought over some really good kush before so I took his word for it. I left some $$ with my sister and she picked it up next time she saw him. Well when she gave me the bag I was like wtf?? I thought she was playing a trick on me. It was swag....worse than swag I don't even knowhow to describe it hahaha. It didn't even look like weed at all, it was like dirt. He did throw in an extra gram though so that was pretty cool. But my friends all make fun of me everytime I tell them I have some good bud. They like "Is it as good as that shyt you got that one time???" Hahaha they all thought I was joking when I told them I was getting some good shyt then showed up with that. It had a bad taste and I had to smoke like crazy to even get a buzz. Damn......

Another time I was smoking with my friend and her cuz. Her cuz kept saying she had some of the dank and when we saw it, it was like black I don't even think it was weed at all. She always has some good shyt so I thought she was playing a joke on us. It was horrible though. No high just a nice headache from coughing so much....ahahaha

if that was sold to me m8 i would be getting my fucking money back ur dealer is taking you for a cunt

if u let ur tolerance go down...schwag is good smoke hah...why do you think its still around?? its cheap and still gets u high

The bag of parsley I bought in 1978 from the local bully

reefcouple said:

The bag of parsley I bought in 1978 from the local bully

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ode ripped of there lol

the worst bag of weed i ever got got was like 3 weeks ago it looked alright but it smelt like straight up shit litterally. my theory is that sum1 stuck this weed up there ass to hide from sum cops at sumpoint

the hashshasher said:

the worst bag of weed i ever got got was like 3 weeks ago it looked alright but it smelt like straight up shit litterally. my theory is that sum1 stuck this weed up there ass to hide from sum cops at sumpoint

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LMAO did you smoke it ? ..I would have sold it to someone else and told them its a new strain called "Anal Kush"

i never realized weed can be that bad ...thank god i was born in cali.

that looks like vaped weeed....lmfao

KushXOJ said:

LMAO did you smoke it ? ..I would have sold it to someone else and told them its a new strain called "Anal Kush"

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i traded my boy for sum other bud and he sold it to his girl lol

kushxoj said:

lmao did you smoke it ? ..i would have sold it to someone else and told them its a new strain called "anal kush"

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lmao!!!!!!!!!

That doesnt even look like weed. The bluriness does not help either lol. But, My friend bought like a zip off some hood nigga and it had cheese in it, some hairs, and some cornchips in it. It seriously looked like he has a sandwhich in there from lunch or something.

the worst shit i ever bought. smells like burnt hair more seeds than a watermelon

The worst of the worst I have ever witnessed is when a friend of mine bought two ounces and you couldnt even see it whats in the bag
so he bought it anyways LOL, and i knew for sure that that wasnt the stuff he wanted in there. We went to his house, cut the bag open and there were freakin Fir branches sliced up with a grinder LOL. We were freakin laughin' D

It wasn't weed I bought, but I did refer it to a friend who bought it... I went online and saw a deal for a $15 1/8th at a club.. And my friend was trying to make me BUY her weed. So I'm just like no. Look, here's a cheap one.
When we opened the vial it was just pressed, mexican dirt weed. We didn't really know wtf it was (my mom was actually the one who told us) so we vaped it.

lol people buying grams and nickel bags. what would you expect you're the absolute bottom of the chain.