Work induced death by boredom

Im at a critical point of boredom today...any ideas?

Start a grow in the office

ohmy said:

Start a grow in the office

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Well since I already got a bunch of my grow stuff from work that's not a bad idea...office drama would no doubt go down if I could be Nd a little tucked everyones way

Write funny little post-it notes and stick them everywhere. The places no one will find for weeks. or years. Here's one I post everywhere I go: Why was Tom Cruise the last samurai?

neosapien said:

Write funny little post-it notes and stick them everywhere. The places no one will find for weeks. or years. Here's one I post everywhere I go: Why was Tom Cruise the last samurai?

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Ahhh now we're getting somewhere

CoAcHrOaCh said:

Ahhh now we're getting somewhere

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You need to get the little ones, or cut the big ones down to size. The bigger ones are too easily spotted.

Another one I did in school was put them on the dual dvd/vhs players with a simple: I go both ways.

Get a snake and put it in the tolet how many people in the office?

Ah about 20the im one of only 4the guys here so very big (number not size) female population

Is it permissible for Jewish people to give oral sex to police officers? cn

cannabineer said:

Is it permissible for Jewish people to give oral sex to police officers? cn

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Winner- most random post I've seen today

Banging the secretary would make the day go by faster.

cannabineer said:

Is it permissible for Jewish people to give oral sex to police officers? cn

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If circumcised, the male gentials are considered to be kosher. In fact Madonna made Guy Richie get circumcised as a grown man so that he would be kosher. All I can say is she must have mad head skills to make a grown man do that.

But as you specify a cop, them I'm afraid pork is involved and therefore not permissible.

neosapien said:

Write funny little post-it notes and stick them everywhere. The places no one will find for weeks. or years. Here's one I post everywhere I go: Why was Tom Cruise the last samurai?

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a pack of pens (Check)

100 packs of post it's (check)

Proposal (Check)

I will now make it my life goal of setting up tiny little wtf's everwhere you go


ones that may never be found

and ones that WILL be found


like set up a 20 post it geo type cache where there walking around the better part of there day and when they get to the end its gonna be the same place but the other post it is behid something else and says dont you feel healthier

PeyoteReligion said:

If circumcised, the male gentials are considered to be kosher. In fact Madonna made Guy Richie get circumcised as a grown man so that he would be kosher. All I can say is she must have mad head skills to make a grown man do that.

But as you specify a cop, them I'm afraid pork is involved and therefore not permissible.

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I was also wondering if eating uniformed pussy is out of bounds as well. How'bout off-duty ... still trayf? "When is the other white meat ... not pork?" Inquiring minds wanna know! cn