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MjMama

MjMama

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MaryJaneFamily420 said:
I fucking hate horses, I tried to be a nice guy and volunteered my time at a horse rescue. It's a long story but after working there for a while I was bitten twice by a horse that doesn't bite, they saw it bite me the second time.

Fucker fucked me up, bit me in the knee then got me in the shoulder a few minutes later. I was then attacked by a hoard of horses and jacked for the food I was bringing them....I quit. Ain't no joke being pushed around by big ass animals who were abused.
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I'm sorry but I had to laugh when reading this. When I was a little girl my grandparents had a farm and thought it would be great to get me a pony. Every little girls dream...

The thing bit me on the knee, took off with me on it's back and her trying to hold on, slammed her into a tree. I was also attacked by a rooster on their farm when I was just a toddler. It tried to peck my eyes out and gouged me from my eyebrow to the top of my head. Farm life is brutal, lol.
 
mwooten102

mwooten102

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MjMama said:
I'm sorry but I had to laugh when reading this. When I was a little girl my grandparents had a farm and thought it would be great to get me a pony. Every little girls dream...

The thing bit me on the knee, took off with me on it's back and her trying to hold on, slammed her into a tree. I was also attacked by a rooster on their farm when I was just a toddler. It tried to peck my eyes out and gouged me from my eyebrow to the top of my head. Farm life is brutal, lol.
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Lol, my mom had me go grab an egg from guinea fowl... every guinea hen then attacked me. I was 5 :( I fucking hate guinea fowl.

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doublejj

doublejj

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We lived in the innercity of downtown San Diego when I was a kid. My folks owned a bar on skid row. We lived in the only house on our block in an industrial area downtown. We had a big lot/yard & my dad insisted on having chickens, & 1 was a rooster. That rooster would sit up on the front porch roof & divebomb attack when he heard the front gate latch. He would only attack men. He seemed to leave my dad alone until one time.we had chicken Adobo that night......my stepdad was Filipino...
 
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ruby fruit

ruby fruit

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treemansbuds said:
I'll agree, Mushrooms are my all time favorite high!
My last trip was in Vegas a few years back. We seen Rodger Waters (Pink Floyd) "The Wall" tour! GREAT TIME! It was so much fun, we went back to our room to eat more shrooms after the show, we tripped all fucking night. Tripping in Vegas was unreal! Vegas has so much shit that blows you away while NOT tripping, but when tripping.....OMFG!
I'm due for another good "Trip". Another Pink Floyd tour please, or maybe the "Dead" next month?
TMB-
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Use to drop lsd while listening to pink floyd or war of the worlds soundtrack...those were young and free days
 
BWG707

BWG707

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treemansbuds said:
I'll agree, Mushrooms are my all time favorite high!
My last trip was in Vegas a few years back. We seen Rodger Waters (Pink Floyd) "The Wall" tour! GREAT TIME! It was so much fun, we went back to our room to eat more shrooms after the show, we tripped all fucking night. Tripping in Vegas was unreal! Vegas has so much shit that blows you away while NOT tripping, but when tripping.....OMFG!
I'm due for another good "Trip". Another Pink Floyd tour please, or maybe the "Dead" next month?
TMB-
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A little "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"? Sounds like a great time. I did some L-25 at Harvey's in Tahoe and couldn't find my way out of the place. Had to have my Ole Lady lead me out. Still was a great trip- ahh memories.
 
freemandrake

freemandrake

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I've been wanting to get a horse or even a donkey for a while, it would make things that much easier for me just have to customise the saddle to carry equipment rather then people, my old man use to hand feed cheaters and lions back in South Africa, he now has 3 1/2 fingers on his left hand, that never stopped him form doing what he loved doing but.
 
Mohican

Mohican

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I have never had a good horse experience. Bitten, stepped on, thrown...

I was a city kid and one year I visited my father in the country. There were wild chickens everywhere and an old messed up coop. I fixed up the coop and proceed to catch chickens with my dads german shepard. We caught a whole bunch. Unfortunately more than one of them was a rooster and I returned to a totally destroyed empty coop and a bunch of blood and feathers.

What do you do with the poppy milk to make it yummy?
 
mwooten102

mwooten102

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Mohican said:
I have never had a good horse experience. Bitten, stepped on, thrown...

I was a city kid and one year I visited my father in the country. There were wild chickens everywhere and an old messed up coop. I fixed up the coop and proceed to catch chickens with my dads german shepard. We caught a whole bunch. Unfortunately more than one of them was a rooster and I returned to a totally destroyed empty coop and a bunch of blood and feathers.

What do you do with the poppy milk to make it yummy?
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Lol, I've no plans as I wasn't counting on them being this kind of poppy.

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