Women wtf do you want?

Balzac89

Balzac89

Undercover Mod
Okay here it is. I been trying to get with this girl for months now being all nice and shit. And I get no response from here not even tryin to hangout.

But when i give up and start being a dick to her, she is interested all of a sudden?

Whats the deal with being a straight dick and acting like I could do w/o her, she wants it now?

Confidence and being a douchebag are the same thing?lol

I've always been the nice guy, but that shit gets u no where.
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
Seems like she likes what she can't get, find another chick and make her jealous or just move on.
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
lmfao sound like u only want to fuck her, just ask her if she's down for that, you'd be surprised, i've said yes before lol
 
bryon209

bryon209

Active Member
Treat em like shit and they come running .....Not a very healthy way to carry on a relationship but this simple fact is true more often than not. Oh yeah women are whores for cash and diamonds thats always a good way to get friendly with her squish!!!
 
SocataSmoker

SocataSmoker

Well-Known Member
bryon209 said:
Treat em like shit and they come running .....Not a very healthy way to carry on a relationship but this simple fact is true more often than not. Oh yeah women are whores for cash and diamonds thats always a good way to get friendly with her squish!!!
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LOL... with her squish.


I just ask them if they've ever wanted to visit the cockpit...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=47d_1202124772

Thankfully the plane I fly is single-pilot certified, no other sausages up there besides mine!


april said:
ummmm :spew:
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Just think of what I have to look at when spread, unless you're doing kegels nightly, I can't imagine it's too pretty of a sight!
 
Balzac89

Balzac89

Undercover Mod
it started out as me wantin to be with her, but idc anymore. well if i dont get any i'm jumpin ship lol
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
SocataSmoker said:
LOL... with her squish.


I just ask them if they've ever wanted to visit the cockpit...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=47d_1202124772

Thankfully the plane I fly is single-pilot certified, no other sausages up there besides mine!




Just think of what I have to look at when spread, unless you're doing kegels nightly, I can't imagine it's too pretty of a sight!
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Its funny how u keep kissing my ass , i reject u , u insult me, I laugh and the game begins again
 
SocataSmoker

SocataSmoker

Well-Known Member
april said:
Its funny how u keep kissing my ass , i reject u , u insult me, I laugh and the game begins again
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You ain't the only one laughing!

Here I come again, round the 2nd turn!



Have you ever felt the vibration that only a 850 shaft horsepower Pratt and Whitney PT-6A-66D can deliver?

If not, would you like to? :hump:
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
SocataSmoker said:
You ain't the only one laughing!

Here I come again, round the 2nd turn!



Have you ever felt the vibration that only a 850 shaft horsepower Pratt and Whitney PT-6A-66D can deliver?

If not, would you like to? :hump:
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Maybe after another drink
 
mccumcumber

mccumcumber

Well-Known Member
It's all about the sexism with a smile man. If you sound like you're joking while being sexist for some reason stuck up girls crave your attention. Probably cause they have daddy issues, I don't really know.
Example:
girl: I cook such good food!
you: No you don't, only men can cook good food. It was proven by science, another field that only men strive in.
girl: OMG no! That's sexist lol!
you: Well, I'm going to need some food to prove it.
girl: OK! What do you want!!??!?!?!
you: How about reverse cow girl?
girl: LOL! Why are you talking about sex?!?!?
you: Why aren't you?
girl: Lets have dirty hot sex over my stove!
you: You're still cooking right... that's kind of the woman's job when a man wants mediocre post sex food
girl: Oh stop being silly! You'll love my post sex food.
you: Yeah I'm sure I will... How do you feel about a blumpkin while I'm eating it... pounding your vag is probably gonna give me the shits.
girl: *Thinks about your sexual prowess and forgets what you said* So what do you want to eat?

(Please don't take this seriously)
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
mccumcumber said:
It's all about the sexism with a smile man. If you sound like you're joking while being sexist for some reason stuck up girls crave your attention. Probably cause they have daddy issues, I don't really know.
Example:
girl: I cook such good food!
you: No you don't, only men can cook good food. It was proven by science, another field that only men strive in.
girl: OMG no! That's sexist lol!
you: Well, I'm going to need some food to prove it.
girl: OK! What do you want!!??!?!?!
you: How about reverse cow girl?
girl: LOL! Why are you talking about sex?!?!?
you: Why aren't you?
girl: Lets have dirty hot sex over my stove!
you: You're still cooking right... that's kind of the woman's job when a man wants mediocre post sex food
girl: Oh stop being silly! You'll love my post sex food.
you: Yeah I'm sure I will... How do you feel about a blumpkin while I'm eating it... pounding your vag is probably gonna give me the shits.
girl: *Thinks about your sexual prowess and forgets what you said* So what do you want to eat?

(Please don't take this seriously)
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lmfao sounds like a convo i would have with my man
 
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