Women be driving

Final Phase

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My deceased brother tops all these women drivers. At 25 he was drunk driving on mountain fire roads. Went around a bend and got blinded by the sunrise - instead of stopping- he drove off a 250 foot embankment and broke his back! A year later he took a lady to a store - he waited in car and passed out drunk. When she returned he wouldn't wake up so she gets a ride from a friend in a truck. My brother comes to and thinks she is being abducted so he chases an Rams the truck 3 times. Tire blew out right in front of a CHP. Brother crashes through a yard fence and goes 4 feet into a house! Lady cop tries to cuff him so he bites her in the leg. She then tells him, "Alright Steve, your going to the mental ward."
 

lahadaextranjera

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Not many guys that I know can drive better than me. I only had 7 lessons and passed first time. My big bike test was tougher than the car and I passed that first time too.

The difference between men and women drivers is that women don't push their limits and men exceed them.

I've ripped a race mini, Cosworth, Gti, 325i sport, RS, VR6 all over the place and never had an accident.

If you want to be a good driver then go and take a bike test.
 

6ohMax

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Come to colorado. ..it's not the females...it's the outta staters and Mexicans coming here and fucking shit up
 

tyler.durden

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Not many guys that I know can drive better than me. I only had 7 lessons and passed first time. My big bike test was tougher than the car and I passed that first time too.

The difference between men and women drivers is that women don't push their limits and men exceed them.

I've ripped a race mini, Cosworth, Gti, 325i sport, RS, VR6 all over the place and never had an accident.

If you want to be a good driver then go and take a bike test.
I'll bet you're somewhat of a jock. Can you throw, catch, run, and hike? Plus, you ride. My aunt was a great driver, and she could do all the aforementioned activities. I'll bet you're a great driver. Me, too. I'm an excellent driver. Dad lets me drive slow in the driveway every Saturday...










 
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lahadaextranjera

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I'll bet you're somewhat of a jock. Can you throw, catch, run, and hike? Plus, you ride. My aunt was a great driver, and she could do all the aforementioned activities. I'll bet you're a great driver. Me, too. I'm an excellent driver. Dad lets me drive slow in the driveway every Saturday...










My Dad taught me in a car park when I was 11 in my mums BMW.
By 14 I was taking her car around the car park whilst she was inside the supermarket.Once I lost the space and she nearly caught me re-parking!
At 15 I was driving on the road in my friends cars.
On my 16th bday I did my first bike test on a 49cc.
Then at 17 I finally had a proper licence. I was quite keen to get started! Lol
 
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