Woman Hides Knives and Drugs in Her Vagina

Cops: Fighting woman hid knives and drugs in her private parts and fatty skin folds



By Barbara Hijek May 4, 2011 07:01 AM
These street fightin' women didn't know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em.
Saturday Apr. 23rd, Whitney Noelle Krimmel, 26 and Gloria Esther Perez, 28, were fighting in the wee hours of the morning in the streets of Fort Myers, reports WBBH News in Fort Myers.


Responding deputies who broke up the fight discovered 25 different prescription drugs totaling over 350 pills inside Krimmel's purse, according to WBBH News.
Perez became ill so deputies first transported her to a hospital before they booked her in the jail.
There medical staff at the hospital discovered a few surprises: A knife hidden in her vagina, another knife concealed in her tummy fat and a bottle of pills in more body fat, reports The Smoking Gun.
Perez is The 5’ 4”, 180-pounds.
For the curious, Krimmel is 5' 6", 135-pounds, according to inmate booking information.
Maybe this is why obesity is so prevalent today — such a natural way to conceal your drugs.

I couldn't believe it, but it is from Florida.

She must of had alot of flappy fat folds. ...Lol

Gah fuck! Wtf...

Ppl r rtarded

Concealing Shit in your muffin top.

Wow.. just.. wow. She must be loose as a goose being able to stuff most of that content inside her vagina. Not only that, but wouldn't that hurt?

I would think it would do some damage to the inner lining of the vaginal walls.. no?

either way.. what a dumb cunt.


peace.

5'6" 135, Kimmel up top has smashability potential without that disgusting lip ring.

If you want to doubt me, mug shots aren't flattering, trust me...I know.

pffft that's nothing. this one had "54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22" in her vagina. yes, $51.22...

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/21/police-pennsylvania-woman-hid-54-bags-of-heroin-money-in-her-v/

She can keep the change.

Yep....She's a fister.

toastycookies said:

pffft that's nothing. this one had "54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22" in her vagina. yes, $51.22...

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/21/police-pennsylvania-woman-hid-54-bags-of-heroin-money-in-her-v/

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the hell man..

though, I was hooked on Roxy and Oxy's for about 3 years.. which is also known as "Rich mans heroin".. so I mean, if she was currently using and currently addicted and using.. then I can kind of understand why she did something so fucking ignorant.. especially if she was under the influence "high" at the time of the incident.. at the time when she put everything up in her cookie. She didn't want to go to jail and that was probably the only thing she was thinking about.. was going to jail and having to detox cold turkey off of the heroin. Which, when I was using the pills... whhheeew man, that shits pure fucking hell man.. the withdrawl from them is pure hell.

You can't get comfortable at all because you go from being cold and sweating to hot and sweating... get the cold chills and goosebumbs.. start shaking uncontrollably.. your back actually feels like its in a 70`degree arch.. but bent IN.. not bent out.. that's how it actually feels. I'll never ever go back to that.. and I can say that with confidence because its just not an option for me.. I don't have a choice but to stay clean.. and its not because anyone is forcing me to stay clean its because I want to stay clean.. for me. As long as I do that.. the rest will fall into place over time.

I've been off those pills and clean for almost 3 years now. It'll be 3 years this coming August (except cannabis, but I don't consider cannabis an actual "drug" if you know what I mean).

Being addicted like I was.. was honestly nothing more than a possession IMO. I mean, I think I was possessed by a demon.... which I've heard other people relate to the same type of feeling while they were addicted. It was almost like I had no control over having to do the pills you know? It was the voice in my head.. the demon telling me I needed to get high...

and whats funny is.. since I've been sober and clean - I don't hear the voice anymore..

I know, 90% of you will read this post and think.. we got a nut-job on our hands! But, nah.. I'm not nuts/crazy..


I think what most people don't realize is.. is that when your doing a drug that's as strong and potent as Oxy/heroin... its actually the drug that takes over your body and soul.. not a demon.. though the demon may be responsible for introducing you to the drug in the first place.. its not the demon that's taken over your body and soul.

I don't know where I'm going with this..

so with that being said..

peace.

toastycookies said:

pffft that's nothing. this one had "54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22" in her vagina. yes, $51.22...

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/21/police-pennsylvania-woman-hid-54-bags-of-heroin-money-in-her-v/

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Investigators took Mackaliunas to Community Medical Center for further examination, police said. Doctors there retrieved "up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22" during a cavity search, according to the criminal complaint.

Mackaliunas was jailed on $25,000 bail on charges of possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance, police said.


It goes on to say when at her bail hearing Mackaliunas simply wowed the court as she proceeded to pull $25,000 out of her ass.

Gross broads.

I've seen some 'ladies' who could hide a machete in their vagina if they wanted to.

I like the smegma you can scrape off the fat folds. Spread it on some wheat thins. Oh so good.........

Winter Woman, can I hide my weapon in your vagina?

I am still looking for a woman that wants to hide my penis in her vagina..

jesu, 136 pounds in not all that heavy honestly, jesh, i don't know where all of these folds are coming from at only 136 pounds.. i tend to think like most women, she's lying about her weight..

this reminds me of a story a few years ago about how a fat guy inmate hid a shank in his back fat. how thick of a fat roll would you have to have to trick an xray machine? could you get through airport security? and yeah 5'6'' and 135 does not spell fat rolls big enough to hide things, but the chick on top doesn't look fat. maybe she popped out a few kids and has some flab left over...

Drugs in her Vagina...I would be down like Ellen.

Think about these two dirty whores faces next time you buy drugs! It may have been in one of their Gunts or up their disease infested pussies! Holly shit that is fucking nasty! Anyone for a little herpes with your coke????

And what kind of artillery are you carrying?

see4 said:

Winter Woman, can I hide my weapon in your vagina?

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