Will I end up with a bunch of popcorn buds?

Worse!! Worthless Seeds. No bud at all.
Thats a major fucking hermaphrodite. You got one maybe two days till it blows pollen.
My condolences bro.

Put a trash bag over it, then chop it down. It can still blow pollen if chopped and not destroyed or in a sealed bag.

Wet it down too. Should help any sacs that do burst spread less.

I believe it was a joke ....i hope

That's a ton of seeds ...I see a co2 tank so assuming it was a joke