Why It it ?

Tkm953

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Why is it..? I can order an egg mcmuffin all day,But I have to wait until 11.00am to order a Big Mac?




Why is Wednesday called hump day,,when my Wife says clearly,Never on Wednesday Dear ?

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greasemonkeymann

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McD's will give you whatever whenever if you assume your ultimate form -


I am rolling around my fuckin dirty shop floor in laughter man
my fuckin god that is damn funny
"unless you are speaking mcnuggets into my hands"
"i will eat your fuckin face, and digest it, and shit it out on the gutter!"

listening to him just say,
"holy shit"
"i have no idea"
"close that shit!"
"get your skinny ass out of the car"
'we just need to call the police"
man, that is the best video EVER

Homeboy was genuinely scared of that crazy bitch (not that I wouldn't be, even at 6'4" and 210lbs)

Yo @MustangStudFarm
gotta see this man..

Oh man.. I think I am going to have to incorporate that into my lexicon.
"i will assume my ultimate form and WRECK you"
yea..
next time a customer gets mouthy with me, i'm pulling that gem outta my hat
 
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curious2garden

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Staff member
Why is it..? I can order an egg mcmuffin all day,But I have to wait until 11.00am to order a Big Mac?




Why is Wednesday called hump day,,when my Wife says clearly,Never on Wednesday Dear ?

Feel free to add your own.
McDonald's doesn't like smelly socks either.
 

lokie

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Why is it my wife asks for the stuff on the top shelf, waits until I sit down, then asks for something else from the top of the cabinet?
 

dannyboy602

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Why is it..? I can order an egg mcmuffin all day,But I have to wait until 11.00am to order a Big Mac?




Why is Wednesday called hump day,,when my Wife says clearly,Never on Wednesday Dear ?

Feel free to add your own.
u have cancer. have a better day :)
 

qwizoking

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Why is it that after a heavy dose of Xanax.with a long half life mind you.
I can dontate plasma and get paid to pass my piss test
 
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