My friend in the Islim. We do have only one God who controls everything ,please if you do have time you can search on google for the 99 names of our God each name describes one of the thing he is capable of and no one can do it .
The messangers like Jesus and Muhammad etc came to the earth to complete our religion and to complete the rules that we must do so the bad soul doesn’t dominate the world and so we don’t have a human extinction because of the bad soul
Let me talk to Muhammad. Hello? What do you think of Buddhists?
Hello Buddha2525, nice to meet you. Buddhism is ok, just remember your jizya (tax for the polytheist, aka non-muslim) or else I'll send my Muslim warriors to kill you? Alright? Have a nice day? (Click end of call)
Wow, Muhammad is harsh. I don't think I like him. Let's call Jesus? Ok?
Hello Jesus?
Yes, Buddha2525, how may I help you?
Uh, I'm a Buddhist, what do you think of me?
I was sent only to the lost sheep of Israel.
But what if I'm not from this lost sheep in Israel? Will you still talk to me?
(Click end of call)
Hello? Jesus? Hello? Damn, he hung up on me. Oh well, let's call Amitabha.
Hello Amitabha.
Hey Buddha2525, what's up bro?
I'm good. I'm a Buddhist, can you help me.
If, when I achieve Buddhahood, sentient beings of the ten directions who wish to reborn in my land and recite my name, even only ten times, should fail to be born there relying on the power of my Vow, may I not attain perfect enlightenment.
So you're saying, all I need to do is ask, and you accept me no matter what and will teach me enlightenment in your land? No taxes, no need for being born a sheep of Israel?
Exactly.
Cool, count me in!
Anytime. Nice to meet you.
(Click end of call)
Hmmm, I think I'll go with Amitabha and the Buddha, they aren't bigoted assholes. Sorry, not that there's anything wrong with that per say, but it's just not me. Ok?
Thanks,
Namo Amituofo!