why do plants smell?

why does shit come outta my ass and not my mouth????why does my shit smell? hmmmm......


and personally, I think common sense SHOULD give you the answer....where does intelligence play a role?

lol, we dont fart to release pressure. this is an organic question. we fart because the bacteria in our intestinal lining is producing gas. it eats the sugar we eat, makes gas. funny fact, rarely is it sulphur. eat the septic tank stuff and I her it gets better. eat apples and the fructose substrate formed is a breeding heaven for fart bacteria. There is no point in them. they are anaerobic. that is the kiss of death, uncool/

the french have a fart powered rocket. Also for some reson the french again came up with a way to measure fart off gasses.

well alot of these questions they dont really answer in school. haha ,you kinda have to find the truth and the right answers on your own ,its out there you just need to look for it and teach your self thru experience

dirt clean said:

lol, we dont fart to release pressure. this is an organic question. we fart because the bacteria in our intestinal lining is producing gas. it eats the sugar we eat, makes gas. funny fact, rarely is it sulphur. eat the septic tank stuff and I her it gets better. eat apples and the fructose substrate formed is a breeding heaven for fart bacteria. There is no point in them.

the french have a fart powered rocket. Also for some reson the french again came up with a way to measure fart off gasses.

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but it is caused by pressure due to the bacteria breaking down compounds into gas

This thread has turned into a comedy of post and they get better as they go. The gas from a fart is compounded almost entirely of methane. A very combustible gas vapor that can be lit with an open flame. Go ahead an grab a lighter and give it a try, careful though make sure you have underwear on or you will burn a lot more than just the gas, not to mention you will small odors just as fouls LMAO.

Dr. Greenhorn, you are the only Elite member (which should be revoked due to your lack of general knowledge and your shit talking), so I know you are the one who left me the

-rep stating:
"thx dickfuck"

So I appreciate that not only can you not contribute to the original poster (who if I do say so myself had a pretty intelligent question that is actually rather complicated and does belong in the advanced section)... but you didn't even have the balls to leave your signature to own up to -repping me.

wasn't me bro.....but blame all you want.

*unsubscribed*

only elite members can leave negative reputation..

and am I the only elite member on this whole forum????? bye dickfuck

lol and you use the same insult that you left me in the -rep.

bro.....are you high?! look back at what you posted.....I'm out don't need a troll causing me to get an un-needed infraction....sorry for the badlanguage mods.

Yea, you gotta treat them 'elites' with kid gloves if you care about rep points.. Or you can just not care about rep points, because they aren't an accurate representation of knowledge.. Look at Uncle Ben and M Blaze etc.. Most of the +rep I get is for cracking stupid wise-ass responses to stupid questions, or merely as thanks of sorts for +repping noobs who seem to have more knowledge than their history implies..
Regarding the OP though, one thing that hasn't been mentioned is plants smell because they're healthy and active.. Plants respire gases and water through their stomata, and with this tags along the aromatics.. The more your plant smells (as compared with itself, not other genetics), the more vigorously its growing.. Rustling them around squeezes out the same gases/compounds that they transpire naturally, higher temps will dilate the stomata so they can process more CO2/water.. Other things dilate/contract the stomata too, but the odour is a result of the fact that pretty much anything in the plant has a route to the same stomata..

Dr. Greenhorn said:

and am I the only elite member on this whole forum????? bye dickfuck

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your signature is funny!!! ... talk about paranoid!!!...so everything u say on this site is bull shit!!

Believe it or not, signatures like that, and swim labelling (swim = someone who isn't me) can have serious benefit by letter of the law in court if things ever come to that..

born2killspam said:

Believe it or not, signatures like that, and swim labelling (swim = someone who isn't me) can have serious benefit by letter of the law in court if things ever come to that..

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haha funny joke.. they do not do shit, hence, the reason that places like RIU and BL do not use them (an IP address and a story using SWIM is incriminating).

SWIM does not = Amendment 5.

bro....join elite.....then you'll see what I actually know.....its a fucking sig.... you think I'm paranoid?? I guess you fools haven't read my journal yet....I'm med card holder chumps.....I have no reason to be afraid... wanna know my name too???? names FRED

nice to meet you fred.

........... ditto

Guess it takes a noob to say it... Dr., you unsubscribed a while back but continue to partly fuel and definitely fight this battle way off course. There should be a bitch and moan thread so this one can get on track, because I've learned from the true posts... Don't forget, we ALL fight for green.