Who has the biggest penis on RIU contest

6ohMax

6ohMax

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I remember when I used to live in Pennsylvania during my last 1 1/2 of high school. Well, every morning I would pass this horse we would call Girth....and this motherfuckers dick hung about 12" off the ground...

I'd be like this everytime I saw it

 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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dannyboy602 said:
DAYUM...I FEEL LIKE I NEED A CIGARETTE
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I can't stop staring at your sig.









The weird thing is that when I see it I'm behind you slamming a hungry butt plug into your ass while electrocuting the glans of your penis with a motorcycle battery I stole from pep boys and flogging your fucking ballsack with a riding crop.
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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KLITE said:
What if your foreskin goes down to your knees, does that still count as part of my dick?
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Well actually that counts as a miracle- on any Jew!! :)

So disappointed to have read pages of posts and not seen one photoshop'd pic!! :(

When my bf was born the hospital nurses were amused to discover his penis dangling by his knees! It's about 6" flaccid and 23cm, thick as my wrist when hard.

I think he likes it when I sometimes say "Baby, can you make it smaller?!" Yup, he's a keeper! ;)
 
Growan

Growan

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Granny weed said:
This is not true, I have seen many on the large side in the UK its because its always cold here and the male population suffer with wrinkledge that we didn't make the scale. But I assure you we do have big ones !!!!:oops:
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Look, I studied that chart and there's no UK on there, so we're either the same as Germany (same sort of geographical region, globally speaking) or somewhere below the Koreas. Jus saying.
 
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