Who created Marijuana? God, Devil, Aliens

the bible says, the bible says, the bible says....


out.

We created marijuana. I know that sounds crazy but God did not create the world we see, we did. And there is no Devil. BJ

Mother earth and evolution created

weed.

Period.

Nature.

i wonder who first tried smoking weed... whoever it was, they are my God..

definately aliens. the power of the cannabis plant was engineered by a higher life form and brought to earth as a reward, because early people built the pyramids and monuments to worship the aliens they thought were gods. the aliens rewarded us with the sweet leaf

Here's a scenario which is JUST AS LIKELY.....

The aliens land on earth LONG ago from a place far far away (sound familiar), and think the Earth is awesome. There is only ONE problem. There is a primate species which seems to be on the brink of leaving the jungle. The aliens want the planet for themselves but have to go all the way back home for preparations of a colony move to earth. Since they live by a non interference UN Galaxy resolution 23/443drf/lkilno they cannot just wipe us out. So instead they jump start mans brain too soon and push us down the evolutionary track at a far too quick of a pace, knowing full well that we will never make it and self destruction is assured.

So when will the aliens show up?

As soon as we're gone......

nobody knows, and who cares? its there so just smoke it.

Plants often deploy (through the natural process of Evolution) different tactics for self preservation. Intoxicated animals are less likely to continue to consume said plant.

I believe that the high of cannabis is the result of the Marijuana plant attempting to become inedible, much like the mustard plant and pepper plant has done.

Fortunately for us, its this proverbial 'sour in the milk' of Cannabis which makes us feel real nice.

loke said:

Plants often deploy (through the natural process of Evolution) different tactics for self preservation. Intoxicated animals are less likely to continue to consume said plant.

I believe that the high of cannabis is the result of the Marijuana plant attempting to become inedible, much like the mustard plant and pepper plant has done.

Fortunately for us, its this proverbial 'sour in the milk' of Cannabis which makes us feel real nice.

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I might agree except for the fact that you cannot get high by eating raw weed. Unlike mushrooms....

CrackerJax said:

I might agree except for the fact that you cannot get high by eating raw weed. Unlike mushrooms....

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I acknowledge, understand and respect what you have said but Having eatin raw weed before myself, as to not get caught by the constabulary, I can honestly say without a doubt that I got significantly high.

Now don't you think that if eating RAW weed got ppl very stoned, everyone would be doing it? Yet, you almost never hear of it. That's a tip off...... you got a placebo high.

Aliens exist. Maybe they are all about truth and science and the truth about our existane would greatly effect world politics. Especially anything do do with religion. Everyones culture would go to shit and we would become pets of these fools without even knowing it. hahahahaha Go to the zoo and look into the eyes of apes, orangs...its freekin strange. u can tell which ones been there a while and are bored and depressed. However its better than what they may go back to. I wou;ld not doubt that early man did not push all them back into the jungles and killing any in they're way. Like america did to the NA. And what we always do, and always will.

Oh yea, thats right i think that it has to be at a certain temp to release thc......but remember the alk of stomach acid. i bet thc would seperate there and continue through the blood stream. He/she may be thin....and you may have got stoned again b4 the raw shit had time to take effect.....come on, you know its true....you totally smoked w/o givin time for the raw stuff to get ya stoned.

CrackerJax said:

Now don't you think that if eating RAW weed got ppl very stoned, everyone would be doing it? Yet, you almost never hear of it. That's a tip off...... you got a placebo high.

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By raw weed you do mean just harvested buds? Or do you mean swag? Many in my area call raw weed=swag.

CrackerJax said:

Now don't you think that if eating RAW weed got ppl very stoned, everyone would be doing it? Yet, you almost never hear of it. That's a tip off...... you got a placebo high.

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Nah man, you can get high from eating it un-activated. You just need to eat a significant amount.

The "activation" is for efficiency.

motorboater said:

Nah man, you can get high from eating it un-activated. You just need to eat a significant amount.

The "activation" is for efficiency.

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fucking finally someone understands this shit.

when you smoke weed it's activated, as this person said. decarboxylated. the carbon dioxide molecule is removed from the cannabinoids during combustion to form ∆9THC instead of THC-A(acid). same thing applies to the other cannabinoids as well.

trichome heads can hurt your intestines btw.

Are you sure about the tricomb head thing being bad 4 you? I can see how that could be since they are physically little magnifying glass mushrooms.....i imagine they don't break down as fast and might as well be sand in your stomach (i am sure it would take eating your whole crop to really mess u up) I don't think that people on this site and stoners alike should put thier head in the sand if they find anything harmful about our meds. Surely you can melt down trics b4 u eat by cooking...EX sugar Cookies, brownies, peanut butter cookies, etc.....yummmm....thus making them easily digestable???????? this research could surely be done on a cheap volunteer basis. I have found haning stripped out any stms thoroughly and seperate to just ind flowers......then smoking through bong with ice water...bowl has glass screen stopper. I have noticed a substantially better breathing. I used to smoke fat, pencil size joints.

Aliens are real, but they are not what our Darwinistic philosophies imply they are. That is, they are not a species that evolved on another planet. Our universe is a continuum of higher dimensions. Some of these higher dimensions are the homes of the aliens. Such higher dimensions are filled with evil, and have energized evil acts throughout history. Since we are part of this universe, we have access to these higher dimensions and the entities that live within them. Many of these entities, if not all of them, can take on whatever form they want. To us, they would appear 'alien'. The point I am making here is that aliens are totally demonic. The Devil is real. The God of Israel is real, and classical Darwinsim is a total joke.

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Aliens are real, but they are not what our Darwinistic philosophies imply they are. That is, they are not a species that evolved on another planet. Our universe is a continuum of higher dimensions. Some of these higher dimensions are the homes of the aliens. Such higher dimensions are filled with evil, and have energized evil acts throughout history. Since we are part of this universe, we have access to these higher dimensions and the entities that live within them. Many of these entities, if not all of them, can take on whatever form they want. To us, they would appear 'alien'. The point I am making here is that aliens are totally demonic. The Devil is real. The God of Israel is real, and classical Darwinsim is a total joke.

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And he bases that on........................completely nothing.