Who can come up with a good caption?

TheConstantGardner

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• Jul 17, 2007

• #1

 

Ethnobotanist

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• Jul 17, 2007

• #2

"At just eight years old, little Johnny knew how to play the game, already having cornered the market on the playground"


~Ethno

 

Smirgen

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• Jul 17, 2007

• #3

Looks like Billy the playground bully has been taking other kids lunch money and asthma medication at airsoft gun point.

 

TheConstantGardner

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• Jul 17, 2007

• #4

Smirgen said:

Looks like Billy the playground bully has been taking other kids lunch money and asthma medication at airsoft gun point.

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Lol, those are actually Tylenol PM generic brand pills. The asthma medication would have been even funnier.

I walked by my dresser and saw the gun and a wad of 1's and thought it would make a funny picture. I kept thinking "Medium Pimpin" for the caption but it didn't seem to work.

I shoot my daughters with this gun sometimes, and sometimes they shoot me with it. We keep the gun close to the door and surprise each other with it. My youngest girl at 9 yrs old is a sharpshooter I swear. She pegged me on the back of my bald head from about 150 ft away. One shot. WHAPPP!

 

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reeffermadness

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• Jul 17, 2007

• #5

"WHO THE HELL BROKE INTO MY SAFE?!?!?!" - Reeffermadness

 

Turkish

Active Member

• Jul 17, 2007

• #6

"Life is a game"

 

Zekedogg

100% Authentic A$$Hole

• Jul 17, 2007

• #7

anything less would be uncivilized!!!

 

Biznizz Hippee

Active Member

• Jul 17, 2007

• #8

Watchout mayne or ill pop a bb in yo head then steal from your piggy bank and take my moms sleepin pills (<-BEEN THERE NOT COOL: SLEEPING PILLS ARNT COOL)

 

NO GROW

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• Jul 17, 2007

• #9

"When I grow up I wanna be a drug dealer"

 

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fdd2blk

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• Jul 17, 2007

• #10

"when you finish that CFL grow; i got some real business for ya."

 

WillieNelson

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• Jul 17, 2007

• #11

Check it out yo. I cleaned out under my bed so I could grow under there, and I found an arsenal. Shit... moms coming...

 

HighPhi

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• Jul 18, 2007

• #12

the police found this under my grandmothers frock.

 

NO GROW

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• Jul 18, 2007

• #13

WillieNelson said:

Check it out yo. I cleaned out under my bed so I could grow under there, and I found an arsenal. Shit... moms coming...

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LMAO....Damn why didnt I think of that one.

I give your quote two thumbs up.

 

jacgrass420

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• Jul 18, 2007

• #14

Damn mann... i just beat up an old lady outside paintball palace and the old hag only had 7 bucks and a bottle of midols in'er purse roflmao fdd awsome quote

 

Ethnobotanist

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• Jul 18, 2007

• #15

I was gonna go for a Midol joke earlier too, jacgrass. I love it.

"LA Confidential: Life on the Swings"

~Ethno

 

Ethnobotanist

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• Jul 18, 2007

• #16

An abandoned advertising campaign:
"An entirely new way to snort percosets: Air Soft"

or...

"Enemas... without the wait."

~Ethno

 

WillieNelson

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• Jul 18, 2007

• #17

Ethnobotanist said:

An abandoned advertising campaign:

"Enemas... without the wait."

~Ethno

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Enemas, without that hands-on feeling.

You can have my gun. Bullets first!