wheres everyone from???

tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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iconoclast said:
What's next agent Smith, you want my social security number? Just messin, I'm from Rockford, IL.
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Alright now all I need is your full name and address

Lmao just kidding

Cool tho I've been to Illinois before I think its the most west I've ever been
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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KLITE said:
@tytheguy111 Are you one of those Florida style rednecks fabled around the world? If not, why not? Also i hear in florida and such theres a right of passage when you turn 18 where your father takes you to the deep swamps to shag a gator? Is this true or is vice taking the piss?
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Im not a Florida style redneck

Im a blue ridge mountain redneck

I lived in the redneck epicenter

Im a REAL hick with a REAL country accent

And most so called rednecks are full of fake country accents and 50 proof moonshine

They think thats real shine lmao

My last batch was almost 200 proof and that was the shit I was gonna send to growan it was legit corn whiskey

I still got it stashed in a barrel out in the woods

Maybe one day if I ever go back up there ill be able to get it

And it'll taste fucking amazing since it whould be aged

But im a real boneified hick

I dip, drink and wear boots EVERYWHERE

Walmart??? Gotta wear boots

The beach??? You damn right im gonna wear boots
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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Yessica... said:
Cum to Canada...
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Loads of sluts here too! They're EVERYWHERE...
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Yeah I like northern chicks lol

Especially the northern scene chicks

Mmmmmmmmmmm yes!

YES????

YYEEEEESSSSS !!!!!!!!

I might actually go to Canada and if I like it I might set up shop there

I love the cold

Its the only time I feel good about being fat

Except one time in football it was 40° out and I got cold mub on me and it fucking sucked

It was all over my sexy flabby body and I got a head ache from the sheer amount of coldness
 
SOMEBEECH

SOMEBEECH

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tytheguy111 said:
Im not a Florida style redneck

Im a blue ridge mountain redneck

I lived in the redneck epicenter

Im a REAL hick with a REAL country accent

And most so called rednecks are full of fake country accents and 50 proof moonshine

They think thats real shine lmao

My last batch was almost 200 proof and that was the shit I was gonna send to growan it was legit corn whiskey

I still got it stashed in a barrel out in the woods

Maybe one day if I ever go back up there ill be able to get it

And it'll taste fucking amazing since it whould be aged

But im a real boneified hick

I dip, drink and wear boots EVERYWHERE

Walmart??? Gotta wear boots

The beach??? You damn right im gonna wear boots
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If Walmart does not have what you want you dont need it?
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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SOMEBEECH said:
If Walmart does not have what you want you dont need it?
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Yup I mean for food and shit

Im a unemployed kid and I have to spend my money wisely and Wal-Mart works all too well for the money I get from doing odd jobs and shit
Im glad I know someone who I can stay with until I'm done with welding school

I have to move out before I can grow tho cuz they only have one key and they live in the bad part of Jacksonville and they only get home at 2:00

And the dude has been broken into like 5 times this past year

I lose keys too easy and im too lazy to get copies made of the key anyways

Westside btw thats were im at

Westside, Jacksonville Florida

Im not in the ghetto really im 3 blocks away from the section 8 housing tho

And every now and then at night I hear sirens and gun shots lmao
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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tytheguy111 said:
Yeah I like northern chicks lol

Especially the northern scene chicks

Mmmmmmmmmmm yes!

YES????

YYEEEEESSSSS !!!!!!!!

I might actually go to Canada and if I like it I might set up shop there

I love the cold

Its the only time I feel good about being fat

Except one time in football it was 40° out and I got cold mub on me and it fucking sucked

It was all over my sexy flabby body and I got a head ache from the sheer amount of coldness
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Northern chicks: https://www.rollitup.org/t/busted-ass-ugly-women-is-it-regional.834765/
 
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