where would you hide a bowl if you were a parent?
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misshestermoffitt
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Not all shit is created equally. Cow shit and dog shit are not the same shit. Cows eat plants , dogs eat meat. I've never heard of shrooms growing anywhere but on cow patties in the field.
OnSolomonsGrave
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happyfriendlymushrooms
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i have a closet behind my bed, she knows about that and she might check it every so often, but what she doesnt know about is that behind the walls of hte closet there is a fairly big space where i can put some shit.
the problem with that is htat its pretty hard to get in there (first i have to move my bed, then its IMPOSSIBLE to get hte damn door open, adn its REALLY dirty in there so it makes me cough and shit.) so sometimes i dont smoke in three weeks, and other times i smoke pretty often (one time i decided i didnt want to get sober for at least a week... i lasted three days but still.) so i wanna have my bowl and shit be somewhere where i can easyly get it. but i guess thats my only option.
happyfriendlymushrooms
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yeah.. but its still gross *shivers*Pretty much the best thing I have read in like a month.
like i knew they did it but still..
its still kinda funny hto.
freddythekruger
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OP's a fuckin retard... find a different forum...
freddythekruger
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that made me laugh my ass off
gimley
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I don't really have anything to say about the whole hide and seek bowl thing, but if you want to grow shrooms stealth it is pretty easy. First off go to this forum to find out some details Shroomtalk Magazine & Mycology Forums - Issue #3 now on sale. Then you want to find out how to get these items: filter patch bags, ultra pasteurized mycology medium(the shit), good spoors or liquid spores. The ultra pasteurized shit in a filter patch bag does not smell and takes up minimal space. You can do this in relative darkness with good results. I have grown ounces of shrooms this way in my closet for years. I originally bought a kit for 150 and that was well worth it in the long run. Good luck.
lol mom with sex toys. thats hot.
paula, seriously- guerilla grow. even mush can be guerilla grown if you find a good spot. do research on climate and regularly survey an area thats nearby, but not easy for others to find.
dont be a stooge and grow at your house if you say your parents love goin thru your shit.
and dont steal haha
paula, seriously- guerilla grow. even mush can be guerilla grown if you find a good spot. do research on climate and regularly survey an area thats nearby, but not easy for others to find.
dont be a stooge and grow at your house if you say your parents love goin thru your shit.
and dont steal haha
Stoney McFried
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Stoney will sing you a song.Karma...karma...why did you hit me so hard..."Because my son, you are a retard..." Doobey doobey...---------anyway, quit stealing everything, or else youre gonna get your ass kicked.Sheesh!
misshestermoffitt
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OK that made me laugh/cough my hit out. Tooooooo fuckin funny !!!
for you. Tried to rep you for it, but it wouldn't let me, gotta spread some around first. So have one of these instead The OP is a theif and a punk. I hope your parents kick you out on your ass. Also bitchin because they wouldn't pay for you to go to another school is pretty childish. Maybe you should get off your butt and pay for your own school.
Stoney McFried
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I know...these damn punk kids!
OK that made me laugh/cough my hit out. Tooooooo fuckin funny !!!
The OP is a theif and a punk. I hope your parents kick you out on your ass. Also bitchin because they wouldn't pay for you to go to another school is pretty childish. Maybe you should get off your butt and pay for your own school.
Nahasapeemapetilon
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Who said they were his mom's?
JohnnyPotSeed1969
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you're lucky they didn't call the fucking cops on your ass. sounds like someone didn't have their ass beat enough as a child, because you certainly never learned respect.
OnSolomonsGrave
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Not to say that this kid is a shiny example of what parents want, but you only reap what you sow.
JohnnyPotSeed1969
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that's not always true. i sure got my ass beat plenty when i was a youngster, and i turned out just fine. i sure as shit don't steal, and i knew better than to go rooting through my parent's private effects when i lived at home.